Something you say to blow off a dude trying to pick you up at a bar. A portmanteau of pick-up and blow-off.
OMFG! This total loser was flirting with me and I just wanted him to shut the fuck up and I said "Sorry, I like boys with tattoos" then he shows me his back and he has a huge like artwork thing on the back! Worst pick-off line ever!
I had a great pick-off line the other day. I was like "sorry, dude. I'd love to talk to you more, but I have some over-ripe fruit at home and I'm itching to bake it into a pie."
I had a great pick-off line the other day. I was like "sorry, dude. I'd love to talk to you more, but I have some over-ripe fruit at home and I'm itching to bake it into a pie."
by ParchÞeSkald May 23, 2014
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Sober people will pick up on the skank factor that your drunk ass is blind to.
That girl across the bar is a dog but your beer goggles and penis are saying its a fox.
Sober people will pick up on the skank factor that your drunk ass is blind to.
That girl across the bar is a dog but your beer goggles and penis are saying its a fox.
Drunk ass: aww man .. Over there .. Look..I need to tap that ..
Friend :Dude...I'm sorry but you crossed that dog to fox line an hour ago.... Don't do it
Friend :Dude...I'm sorry but you crossed that dog to fox line an hour ago.... Don't do it
by Saneand71 June 25, 2016
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plays and deliver big, violent hits that
have left many children in wheelchairs.
Problem is he's a linebacker…and this is
a baseball field. What's the resolution?
plays and deliver big, violent hits that
have left many children in wheelchairs.
Problem is he's a linebacker…and this is
a baseball field. What's the resolution?
Son: hey dad can we take batting
practice down at Carty Field?
Father: Do you like being able to walk?
The Carty Field Linebacker would eat
you alive.
practice down at Carty Field?
Father: Do you like being able to walk?
The Carty Field Linebacker would eat
you alive.
by Leland Bruce January 30, 2023
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Person 1: Dude, why the hell is there a picture of a midget eating oatmeal out of donkeys ass on your computer.
Person 2: I Don't know, all I can tell you is that two hours ago I was looking up how to bake an apple pie.
Person 1: So how did that work out for ya?
Person 2: Couldn't tell you but apparently midgets like oatmeal.
Person 1: Well, that's linkwalking for ya
Person 2: I Don't know, all I can tell you is that two hours ago I was looking up how to bake an apple pie.
Person 1: So how did that work out for ya?
Person 2: Couldn't tell you but apparently midgets like oatmeal.
Person 1: Well, that's linkwalking for ya
by Jim81Jim September 26, 2007
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Get the Link mug.A woman who is so unhappy with her own life she decides rather to improve hers to ruin other peoples fun typically by complaining and writing letters.
The store had to take down the billboard of the lingerie model because of all the fat Lindas who complain.
by MrGreen304 April 20, 2009
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