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Jol-leaved

A sothern term meaning the action of leaving a significant other for a set period of time to work on oneself using a list provided by the person leaving.
My wife jol-leaved me and now I need to complete her list.
by B_Bait April 10, 2023
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when someone doesn't finish their sentence and leaves you guessing.
- "I saw this thing the other day... oh never mind."
- "You gotta stop leaving grandma on the fence!"
by itreallydoesnotmatterwhothisis October 20, 2025
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Me leaving the Zoo

Opposite of "Me at the Zoo", the first YouTube video. This video has yet to be made, but will be the last video on Youtube.
If Jawed uploads a video titled "Me leaving the Zoo", it will be the end of YouTube.
by FridayFunkGaming291 July 28, 2025
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run off and leave him NOT holding the bag

To not only skip out on your partner in crime so dat he gets da blame for your "combined" transgressions, but you also abscond with whatever ill-gotten booty dat said hapless cohort helped you to "acquire"!
In da "Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn" tale, da King and da Duke had both secretly planned to bilk da other out of da sack of gold --- i.e., each one of said selfish 'n' shameless shysters possessed da classic "no honor among thieves" mindset, and thus was going to pull da disgraceful "run off and leave him NOT holding the bag" on his unwitting accomplice!
by QuacksO January 18, 2025
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Leaving the dog out to dry

Leaving one's penis outside of the presumed atire, solo (a.k.a. sans balls).
Leaving the dog out to dry is a euphemism which can be defined as, leaving one's penis external from the assumed attire.

In context: *Dave exits the gentleman's bathroom, penis exposed from his Chino Shorts.

Rhonda: Leaving the dog out to dry, are we?
by Dave1256 March 7, 2024
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I am leaving to get the milk

The last thing your father said before he left.

"I am leaving to get the milk." - Your father
by whenimetyainthesuma July 24, 2022
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