austin kelley

the most amazing guy a girl could want, the sweetest guy ever, he will steal your heart in a minute.....has the best personality, but if he decided to leave do what ever you can to make him stay because there is no way your life will ever be complete again without him...long story short the love of a girls life, the guy a would take a bullet for or do anything to be with.<3

Austin Kelley

by in love with austin kelley. April 6, 2012

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Kelly's Cornhole

(n.) a name given the status of a proper noun by rocker Marilyn Manson in reference to the anus (cornhole) of a girl simply disclosed as "Kelly". According to Manson, Kelly was a large girl with whom he and a friend became involved in sexual games one night. When Kelly exposed her anus, the two men were silently horrified to get a glimpse of a small, slimy, whitish particle somewhat resembling a corn kernel residing within. After the publication of this anecdote in his autobiography l.h.r.o.o.h, the act of referencing Kelly's Cornhole has since become an inside joke among Marilyn Manson fans, though a practical application for the term has yet to be devised other than simply describing people with corn in their ass.

I love poundin' me some cornhole... unless it's Kelly's Cornhole, that is. Blech! *convulses*

by Holly Teacakes January 30, 2007

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Kelly

a. guy who is very loveable and sweet, he is easy to get along with and is a great shoulder to cry on
b. you may find yourself falling in love with him once you find out how great he is

kelly: awww i would protect you
huhbass. aww kelly your so sweet =

by HuhBass December 24, 2008

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