Don't touch my junk

A stern warning to TSA gropers to not touch John Tyner's penis or balls when told he was about to undergo a "groin check".

Don't touch my junk. If you touch my junk, I'm going to have you arrested. -- John Tyner, San Diego Airport, November 13, 2010

by RealTailDragger November 22, 2010

crunk in your junk

Though containing the word crunk, having crunk in your junk has little to do with being crazily drunk. "Crunk" is here utilized to describe any and all random debris that has found its way into the pubic hair after a hot and sweaty day; such as lint, crabs, and even the straying dingleberry. Can usually be remedied with a shower.

" Dude, stop scratching your nuts. Everyone's looking."

"Sorry bro. I got crunk in my junk."

by Tory... May 4, 2005

empty junk

1. To delete all junk e-mail on one's account.

2. To ejaculate.

1. What is all of this spam? I'm going to empty junk.

2. I am going to empty junk on that bitch!

by Mattamusoftheburque April 4, 2008

krunk junk

when girls with big asses sit for exended periods of time, then they stand up and walk around like they are all that. When you get close to them to try and holla, you smell there booty stench (krunk junk).

nigga, I was boutsta' holla til I gotta wiff of dat bitches Krunk junk.

by cuatros cojones April 10, 2008

boy junk

this reffers to the male "Private Parts"

OMG!! Lawrence was so playing with his Boy junk in class today..

by mz.mosbyberry February 18, 2009

open junk

when a group of guys (fully clothed) sit around with there legs spread open and everyone throws a ball that is passed around at another persons genitals to cause pain

my friends and i got bored so we played a game of open junk, fortunatly i didn't het hit in the junk.

by Troy Selover January 18, 2004

Swamp Junk

The deep groove of the band Mississippi Stranglers that can be so emotionally organic, so tribal, and so thick that it is simply referred to as Swamp Junk.

"Boy, them Mississippi Stranglers sure laid the swamp junk on thick last night!" - Finn

"Yeah, good thing I brought my waders. What a great show!" - Pigpen

by Mississippi Stranglers July 8, 2010