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Blang Jabby

When you stab a girl in the cheek and then fuck the slit you created into her mouth. It's not a blow job because you are not going through the lips. It's a Blang Jabby!
Yo Bitch! I'm gonna give you a muthfuckin' Blang Jabby!
by HammerheadBG September 30, 2009
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b-jobbers

a blow job: To lick, suck a mans penis. Usually done by swirling the tongue around the penis while sucking at the same. This causes a sensation of pleasure to the reciver making them ejaculate.
Amy gives great b-jobbers
by Ksutra February 3, 2010
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Whack Jobbing

A term used within the Italian American population, typically in the metro Chicago area. Typically used to describe someone who has a lack of intelligence of nearly historic proportions (along with a slightly abnormal psychological issue) who seems to make it their job to have everyone note how truly "fucked up" they are.
Something is going to have to be done about that freaking stroonz Tony ..... he never stops whack jobbing everything .... no matter how simple the situation!

Tony's chronic whack jobbing behavior earned him the reputation as a complete fucktard.
by Chicago Mobwife August 18, 2012
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bang jobber

a come back to your wife when she is flirting and arguing with you at the same time. she has won the argument that she is not a towel, hooking ass hooker or dork (suggestible come back to dork is "you're a whales penis!")
Oh, I'm a whale's penis? Well you are a fucking bang jobber you hooking ass hooker!
by jaquanolicous February 24, 2014
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Hobby Jobber

Someone who treats their hobby as it were a career. Often these people proclaim how awesome they and their hobby/job are, but they can't pay the bills under that way of life. Hobby jobbers frequently are people like volunteer firefighters, volunteer emt, musicians, artists that take every opportunity to pat themselves on the back for their hobbies. They often are on food stamps, welfare and income tax ballers.
Did you see that facebook post from that hobby jobber at the fire department? She pretends like she does all this amazing stuff, but she can't even take care of herself and her 3 kids. Free school lunch, free health care, food stamps. She should probably worry about getting off probation and getting a real job,.
by Recycling Hoes February 1, 2017
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boby joby burger

boby joby burger is my very very very best friend for lifeeeeeeee it is also my reigon and my culture, it is also y very famoose contrey in the boby joby world.
boby joby burger is my LIFEEEEEEEE
by BOBYJOBY4LIFEEE April 6, 2017
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wobble jobble

When giving oral sex to a man, and you insert his scrotum in your mouth as well, then shake your head back and forth as if your shaking your head no.
I gave my husband a wobble jobble last night.
by Girl_in_PA April 13, 2017
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