Skip to main content

jewish choke slam

a brutal take down move that one jewish twin performs on the other twin during the week of Chanukah, thus move consits of one twin pinning his/her twin to the ground and sitting on their face while the other twin eats out their anus
twin #1: i’m about to jewish choke slam the sh*t out of you right now

twin #2: not if i get you on the ground first

Jewish harvest 

When a rabbi rips off a newborn goyim foreskin and puts it in his pocket, then proceeds to (((clean))) the wound
it was a succsesful jewish harvest

jewish worm 

That Jewish guy in the pools changing room had a Jewish worm
jewish worm by Dank jew May 4, 2019

Jewish Cupcake 

You: Hey, what's up you Jewish Cupcake
Jewish friend: What the fuck?
Jewish Cupcake by Nyaakuza June 27, 2019

jewish sailor 

A dope ass sandwich from a local sandwich shop. Or a fancy sex move where a male takes his penis and thrusts it into his partner’s booty hole to the song “Come Sail Away” by Styx.
The Jewish Sailor filled me up good last night.

Jewish gnome 

"Jewish Gnome" A.K.A Mac Miller's alter ego.

Or
A Jew that behaves like a Gnome. Tends gardens, uses rakes and picks...not to mention hoes. Many many garden hoes for this gnome...
"Hey, by the way have you ever been Jewish gnomed??" Is a very common way of using the term "Jewish Gnome"+

Jewish Bag

A Jewish boy who likes bread and is bad at fortnite he rages all the time and his parents always beat him
That kid looks like jew
Oh that’s Jewish Bag
is he burnt
Yes cause he is Jewish
Jewish Bag by Mr yeet August 14, 2019