jennifer

a posh woman

1. "look! there's a jennifer!"
2. the jennifer strolled down the road.
3. a jennifer took the bag.

by kiodawalf October 25, 2023

Jennifer

Will do anything for other people first. Artistic and talented decorator. Big noggen

Man, Jennifer did such a good job decorating for this party. Makes sense why she’s got a big heed.

by Charisma82 November 23, 2021

Jennifer$

Today I had a good day I went to school passed my math test and got no homework then I came home beat the shit out of my whole family then spanked my meat for 5 hours then I played fortnite I had a good day how was yours <3

Jennifer$ is fat

by catunga September 17, 2021

jennifer coolidge

jennifer coolidge.

boy: hey have u heard of that jennifer coolidge woman?
girl: yes i think isnt she the one that said “im taking the dog dumbass!”

by kenzielisious November 24, 2023

Jennifer

Jennifer is a redhead whose carpet definitely matches the drapes. She loves even harder than guys get when looking at her. She’s a selki, mermaid and succubus all wrapped into one beautiful package. If you ever get the chance to be inside of a Jennifer, you’ll never want to go anywhere else ever again.

Person one: hey man, I’m feeling kind of sick. Want to take my place in a four way sex party with three girls later today?

Person two: no thank you, I have the chance to give Jennifer a foot rub tonight. Not going to pass that up.

Person one: oh shit, I’m so jealous.

by Twat Trotter February 19, 2024

Jennifer

Extremely lovable yet can be a real cunt sometimes.

Kick her in the Jennifer.

by Chunky Yet Funky November 23, 2021

Jennifer’s Body

1: the 2009 movie starring Megan Fox
2: the Ken Carson song from A Great Chaos

1.) “Let’s go watch Jennifer’s Body- average urban dictionary user in 2009
Ok-average urban dictionary user in 2009‘s friend

2.) “2 THINGS I AINT NEVER SEEN”-me on October 13, 2023
“What are you singing?”- my friend
“Jennifer’s Body by Ken Carson”-me on October 13, 2023

by EBK Boston April 22, 2024