Netflix and Jeff

Watching netflix on your tablet or smartphone while taking a nasty crap on the toilet and blowing up the bathroom or trying to attempt a crap trap and being in there for over an hour.

I really had to netflix and jeff last night while attempting a crap trap for a friend.

by itsmells September 8, 2016

Jeffe

The off brand of Heffe, not as funny and can't pull bitches.

Heffe: yo Jeffe why cant you pull deez hoes? Got a small dick or something?
Jeffe: No I just make dad jokes and act super suspicious all the time.

by YungHeffe November 24, 2019

Jefferson

During vaginal intercourse, while partaking in the Doggystyle position, this event occurs when you switch to anal (extra points when done without asking your partner). Coined from the popular 70’s sitcom, essentially in more ways than one, you are “movin’ on up”.

“I tried to pull a Jefferson on Kiki the other day, bitch wasn’t havin it.”
or
Male A: “Dude, finally after 3 months of dating, Trixi let me put it in the butt.”
Male B: “Congrats mann, you pulled a Jefferson!”

by Monohan April 19, 2007

jeff gordon

As of April 10, 2005 a 71 time winner

On April 10, 2005 Jeff Gordon won the Advance Auto Parts 500

by Joe C April 10, 2005

jeef

Cannabis, pot, weed, grass, joy sticks, reefer, boo, smoke, dope.

Can you get me some jeef?

by Buzz Cola October 22, 2003

Jeffing

It is being shut-out in foosball. You fail to score a score

We lost by a jeffing in Foosball.

by TheJeff February 25, 2015

Jeff Goldblum

A highly underrated actor most commonly known for his role in Jurassic Park who loves to watch people take a shit as this is his number one kink and considers it his "chaos theory".

Jeff Goldblum: Oh my heavenly spirit. I found a pile of dog defecate on my lawn!

Some guy: Shut up, no one's talking to you Jeff Goldblum!

by Mighty Raccoon November 19, 2017