Watching netflix on your tablet or smartphone while taking a nasty crap on the toilet and blowing up the bathroom or trying to attempt a crap trap and being in there for over an hour.
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Jeffe: No I just make dad jokes and act super suspicious all the time.
Jeffe: No I just make dad jokes and act super suspicious all the time.
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During vaginal intercourse, while partaking in the Doggystyle position, this event occurs when you switch to anal (extra points when done without asking your partner). Coined from the popular 70’s sitcom, essentially in more ways than one, you are “movin’ on up”.
“I tried to pull a Jefferson on Kiki the other day, bitch wasn’t havin it.”
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Male A: “Dude, finally after 3 months of dating, Trixi let me put it in the butt.”
Male B: “Congrats mann, you pulled a Jefferson!”
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Male A: “Dude, finally after 3 months of dating, Trixi let me put it in the butt.”
Male B: “Congrats mann, you pulled a Jefferson!”
by Monohan April 19, 2007
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Get the Jeffing mug.A highly underrated actor most commonly known for his role in Jurassic Park who loves to watch people take a shit as this is his number one kink and considers it his "chaos theory".
Jeff Goldblum: Oh my heavenly spirit. I found a pile of dog defecate on my lawn!
Some guy: Shut up, no one's talking to you Jeff Goldblum!
Some guy: Shut up, no one's talking to you Jeff Goldblum!
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