hot load of jazz in the face

A type of music used for comming in peoples faces.

At the school dance, the dj played her favorite kind of music., hot load of jazz in the face.

by Jarage Band Productions © May 11, 2015

Post Traumatic Jazz Disorder

Having bad memories from a jazz band. A horrible incident which could be physically or emotionally damaging revolving around jazz or is from jazz band and is remembered often.

I have Post Traumatic Jazz Disorder after David hit me with a saxophone in jazz band.

by GingerLego320 February 22, 2021

Belgium Trance Jazz Blues

A genre of music defined by J G E and J C B. It combines the land of Belgium with the Trance Jazzy Blues of music. It is enjoyed by at least 2 people in the world.

That sort of background music you here at parties. But only at parties that take place at someone called Annie's house and it had to be in a sort of out door barn, I know ridiculous, AN OUTDOOR BARN. It is commonly know as Belgium Trance Jazz Blues.

by that bloke with the hair. April 7, 2010

Japanese Jazz Hands

When your hibachi chef fluffs his junk before lighting the onion ring volcano, his way of enhancing the experience for everyone involved.

Though it’s not the cleanest but I know I have a good chef when I see his Japanese jazz hands fire off before the show.

by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022

Jazz

To "jazz" is to shove as many tampons as you can up your ass in a poly-rhythmic and circular motion until your bum is officially sealed and your bank account is officially constipated. Tampons can be substituted for building insulation for those that prefer the sexual stimulation of asbestos. A beginner typically can fit 10 tampons, a master can fit 100 tampons.

Bro, my wife spontaneously took the kids to FAO Schwartz yesterday afternoon and man I had this 2 hour window to myself, I jazzed myself so fucking hard, I was constipated as fuck. That shit was OUT!

by EventHorizonTypeBeat February 11, 2024

Utah Jazz

Polygamy, group sex, or just bein' a dedicated slut (male or female).

"Fred has four wives."
"Wow. That's some "Utah Jazz" right there."

"You should come to the hotel tonight. Three women and twenty guys having sex all night."
"Nah. Utah Jazz freaks me out."

"Hey sailor, come up and see me sometime if you like Utah Jazz."

by Nards Eubanks June 1, 2022

Moody Jazz

the retarded and fucked up way of saying the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure stand "Moody Blues"

"I just drew Moody Jazz"
"It's Moody blues you retard"

by Pneumonological February 12, 2025