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horse rich 

The apitamy of richness that comes from a family over generations that has the ability to buy and maintain horses. People born of these family's look down on poor city dwellers and laugh when they find out they have never ridden a horse. These snobby family spawns have never had to worry about college money or anything else for that matter. Nothing really matters when your riding a horse that costs as much or more than most of the American populations cars. Yet these pretentious horse mongers find a way to complain as if they were in the reality TV show Keeping up with the Kardashians.
Dude, I really like this girl, I heard she is cool

Didn't she ask you if you have ridden a horse?

Yeah, she did, she laughed when I said I didn't.
Figures, she's horse rich man, your Audi costs as much as that horse, let her go man.
horse rich by Nanners May 3, 2017
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Horse o' clock

Person 1: Bro what's the time?
Person 2: 10.30am
Person 3 (already several drinks in): Nah boys, it's horse o' clock
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Person 2: Go use the horse vibrator in the barn
Horse Vibrator by ALZ_day March 4, 2019

Horse it up 

Are you gonna eat that last piece of pizza? Horse it up, baby.
Horse it up by themaestr01 December 6, 2019

Horse tailer 

The act of shaving a horses tail off and sticking your head inside the horses anus and pretending to be it’s tail
Dude did you hear Gavin smith pulled a horse tailer yesterday, crazy shit man.
Horse tailer by Horse tailer April 30, 2020

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I stuffed that midget into a horse donut.
Horse donut by Hlalakar June 7, 2020