hoobai

physically it's a semi-erect penis - as in half way there. A semi-erect penis is good for nothing. Hoobai is the term used to describe a semi-erect penis and is also used to describe someone or something that is good for nothing.

He's a fucking hoobai.
You're a hoobai
I was so hoobai'd last night that I couldn't seal the deal.

by JakeRue June 11, 2007

hoobastanked

hoodwinked; bamboozled; fooled or criss-crossed

Murphy was hoobastanked when Joey took his phone.

by hoobastanked January 25, 2009

hook a bitch

Ghetto/slang for u-turn

"We passed it. Okay, we need to hook a bitch so we can go back."

by GateHearing August 18, 2009

Hoobaajah

A) A pleasanter-sounding word for those who flinch at the mere mention of the "B" word and have difficulty seeing, thinking or breathing in the "B" word.

B) A religion established around the dogma of eliminating all hospitals and needles and healing the sick through the power of onions between the toes.

When the hoobaajah bank came to town, many people wanted to donate their hoobaajah for free cookies.

She vehemently adhered to the doctrines of hoobaajahism and made a pilgrimage to the greenhouse twice a day.

by ellpai October 7, 2009

Hokan

A term used to describe an elite group of men across the South-east US who are extremely skilled in the art of sarcasm and the hypnotic arts. They are mostly known to have fantastic girlfriends who they attract with their fierce loyalty and great sense of humor.

oh hayyyy. i'm insert female name here. my boyfriend is a hokan. he's really cool.

by TheMysteriousBlackMan. May 10, 2011

Hokapartsoutioun

Faggot cock sucking mother fuckers that think they're better than everyone else and thing that they're the fucking kings of the world because they take the most retardest decision and why? Cuz they have a cock up their ass. Just because they're a small council they think they're fucking the empoorers of the world.

Koonerem Hokapartsoutioune.

by INNNNEEEEEEH October 31, 2011

hooahility

The state, quality or condition of being hooah.

Woooooaaah! 2LT Gibbs has SO much hooahility!

by wimasa August 21, 2011