A block of spam hollowed out to be used as a masturbatory accessory. Can also be used a shotglass some say, but I dont think thats really what its for.
"Andrew was in the back room gong hard on his Hawaiian fleshlight, almost tripped over the can"
"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"
"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"
by Pitbeagle August 10, 2021
Get the Hawaiian Fleshlight mug.When a guy (or girl) wears a hat to hide a lack of hair or receding hairline thus upping their perceived attractiveness.
Wow! He went from a 7 to a 4 as soon as he took his hat off. Was he hatfishing? I feel like I’ve been hatfished.
by WiseGuy42 August 19, 2021
Get the Hatfishing mug.by Hugh Jass Baughls August 28, 2021
Get the Hawaiian Tickle mug.King of the Virgins, grabber of the ankles, connoisseur of Hawaiian cock and Inland Empire anus. His vertical jump is second only to his micropenis in size. He is well-versed in Grant, ignorant in sports, and severely allergic to girls.
You better teach your kid some game and sports, you don't want him turning into Hawaiian Gerard.
I got a case of the Hawaiian Gerard, I spent all night with a girl and didn't get any except this allergic response when I got to close to her.
I got a case of the Hawaiian Gerard, I spent all night with a girl and didn't get any except this allergic response when I got to close to her.
by BigMelly October 6, 2021
Get the Hawaiian Gerard mug.A: Wow your pants are really Haifisch!
B: Thanks! So I could easily visit Hamburg like this?
A: Definitely, it's very fashionable there!
B: Thanks! So I could easily visit Hamburg like this?
A: Definitely, it's very fashionable there!
by FamousVolker October 10, 2021
Get the Haifisch mug.by Robby Dole October 12, 2021
Get the Hawaii mug.well Hafizatou is 70% sarcasm, 10%clinginess, and 20% culture. They are really smart :) but LIKE GOD LEVEL SMARTY, they are really passionate about what they like and are pretty curious about everything!! They are really good friends, they have this chill vibe that put you at ease with them, they are also very flirty so be prepared to receive pick up lines everyday with them. Overall they are amazing, if you know one honestly you were born under a lucky star tch you lucky bastard.
Wow this person right there is really smart, hot, reliable, and amazing!!
I know right it's Hafizatou
I know right it's Hafizatou
by ( •̀ω•́)و♡ November 21, 2021
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