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Griffin

Often one of your stupider friends; preferring to do stupid stunts while making himself look like a moron. Griffin is the reason why we can't have nice things. If a Griffin has a sister; she will be extremely attractive due to the Inverse Ugly Brothers law.
"Fuck, Griffin, this is why we can't have nice things."

"God dammit Griffin you're not a seagull horse for crying out loud."

"Damn if Griffin had a sister, i'd be all over that."
by vannaka April 19, 2010
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Kathy Griffin

Evil. The ASPCA uses rapes of Kathy Griffin's voice to euthanize puppies. Cute little puppies.
Kathy Griffin has sold 93.6% of her soul to the Devil.
by AflacJack May 7, 2005
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Griffeon

one who is stinky, usally fat and thinks he knows everything
look at griffeon he smells so bad
by happygoldberg October 17, 2008
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Griffith Observatory

When one person fucks another person with a telescope and then makes them look through the lens.
He gave her a Griffith Observatory, followed by an Alabama Hot Pocket.
by rotting orange September 29, 2010
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Griff Pissed

v. to anger or irritate someone to the extent that they join a musical; to be so pissed off that they have the mind set of setting a house on fire.
Andrea found out that Griffin was cheating on her, she became very griff pissed and set the house on fire.
by griffnation123 January 16, 2011
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Griffin

A smart, cute guy, who is kind and compassionate and a good friend. he is kind of a hoe but after he realizes you are his he will love you forever.
guys i like griffin

everyone does
by griffinlover21 January 25, 2018
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Griffin

Griffins come across as smug little assholes, but Griffins are also soft and caring. You'll find yourself most comfortable in the presence of a Griffin. Griffins slowly become your best friend. And one day you wake up and come to terms that you've fallen in love. Griffins are funny, great story tellers, and deeply compassionate. Griffins have strong personalities. Griffins have a romantic sense past life and will grease up their hair and binge on everything oldies and 80s. Griffins are sarcastic little sons of bitches with a little dash of anger issues, but Griffins have big, loving hearts.
Man, Griffin is the modern John Bender; he has so much edge and so much heart.
by 5w33tC4r0lin3 May 12, 2018
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