Greek lottery

When you injure yourself at work and end up on workers comp

Person 1: “Hey did you see George hurt himself at work”
Person 2: “Yeah mate, he’s won the Greek lottery”

by no.remorse February 23, 2024

Greek Microwave

The act of farting in an enclosed vehicle, while simultaneously locking the windows.

He gave me a Greek Microwave! I can't breath.

by AndromedaRae March 16, 2025

Greek Genocide

An act carried out by the Ottoman and Turkish governments from 1913 to 1923 which involved the targeting and subsequent killing of Christian Greeks in Anatolia (300,000 to 900,000 killed). Along with the killings, several Greek inhabited villages and cities were burned, most infamously: Smyrna, which was burned until there was nothing left but ashes. This along with the Armenian Genocide (1915 - 1917) is continually denied by the current Turkish government which thanks to their NATO protection will never face punishment.

The Turks got away with both the Armenian Genocide and Greek Genocide but, you don't see a Nuremberg trial being held for them.

by wordsarecooliguess823913 April 10, 2025

Greek bidet

When you piss on an asshole to clean it off after pooping

My buddy had Taco Bell last night so I gave him a Greek bidet before entering the orgy.

by Cornerstorewhore June 13, 2025

Greek-Saladdins

When your girl is licking your hairy asshole then she shoves a magic carpet down your desert hole

Hey babe let's stay in tonight and partake in greek-saladdins, it seems intriguing and a great way to spice up things in the bedroom.

by jwjax97🤘👅🌮 September 1, 2018

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by CsnpF1 October 8, 2021

Greek guillotine

The Greek guillotine is when a man's genitals are chopped off by a machete on a string.

Thomas had a Greek guillotine last week!

by sebs cum dumpster March 17, 2025