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boner garden

a place where boners grow
lol i used to have a small dinger but i sent it to the boner garden now im at like 4.5 inches
by big but toucher December 11, 2016
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guerilla gardening

The act of illegally planting on empty lots to grow food for the community. This may be done publically as an act of defiance or in secret as a silent movement.
"Woah look an empty lot, we should totally do drugs there!"
"Naw, man we gonna do some guerilla gardening up in here!"
by theotherguyy November 17, 2014
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Garden Bone

When you are about to plant your yearly daffodils, before you do so you have to 'garden bone' this is where you pour old gritty soil inside your foreskin and a tiny bit in your japs eye, wank and make yourself cum- then use the soil and cum mixture residue to plant your new daffodils.
Hey Jamal you crazy bastard, you can't just plant those daffodils without have a garden bone for fuck sake! Grandad will go skitz!
by Ramonial crumb January 6, 2022
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Busch Gardens

When a male is in a handstand position with no pants on and another male sticks his thumb in the friends butthole and pintches the nutsack between two fingers as if he is gardening and attempting to snip a nice flower from his friends Busch Gardens.
While Mike was doing a nude keg stand, Ryan gave Mike a Busch Gardens.
by Bigdogg May 23, 2018
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Garden Gnome

You look like a garden gnome you sexy ass person
If someone is being a bitch call them a frocking garden gnome you little shit
by USER_3345 July 31, 2018
mugGet the Garden Gnomemug.

Meteor Garden

Go to the second, third, or fourth floor of a building. Open the window, expose your butt,and let your crap fall like meteors to fertilize your neighbor's garden.
"Hey, I think your garden needs some maintenance. Mind if I make some Meteor Garden?"
by Hentai at 2 A.M. October 27, 2017
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octopus garden

An orgy of 9 which contains 1 male and 8 women.
Dude I heard you were in an orgy last night? Yeah it was an octopus garden!
by ColoAK September 15, 2013
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