by Laura Orso May 23, 2008
Get the fat freemug. example, I was going to cum in a sock, there was no sock I was forced to engage in free spaffing everywhere
future, I am going to free spaff everywhere.
present, I am currently free spaffing everywhere
past, I may have free spaffed everywhere
future, I am going to free spaff everywhere.
present, I am currently free spaffing everywhere
past, I may have free spaffed everywhere
by spaff king October 10, 2014
Get the Free spaffingmug. A person who is incompetent at their job, so is offered up by their boss for “exciting development opportunities” to make them someone else’s problem. Their boss would rather have an empty chair in the office than that person.
Worker 1: “That new guy is fckn useless, does nothing and what he does do is terrible!”
Worker 2: “Oh you mean Keith. Yeah...dude was a free kick from sales”
Worker 2: “Oh you mean Keith. Yeah...dude was a free kick from sales”
by Magooo May 14, 2021
Get the Free kickmug. Exposing the buttocks but not the genitalia and anus by, for example, wearing a G-string instead of underwear.
by uttam maharjan January 10, 2012
Get the free buttockingmug. a fruity loops project file that has half the sounds missing from it, and when you press play it is just silent
by Orangecumhella July 5, 2020
Get the free thordmug. A popular saying first used by Anthony Clarke it is now used to make fun of him because he is cheap and cannot afford orange juice
by Scrubs diggity May 22, 2017
Get the Is water free?mug. An invisible sticker that is pasted on any Christian by their Protector, Deliverer, and Healer, as promised in Psalm 91, where God promises to shield all believers who abide in Him from any pandemic, plague, or pestilence.
When the devil works overtime to make you doubt whether or not you are really under God’s protection because of your sins or addictions, just show him your Covid-free sticker.
by MathPlus July 16, 2021
Get the Covid-Freemug.