fat free

Shit. Food that taste like shit.

Hey Sidney, that fat free is nasty!

by Laura Orso May 22, 2008

Free Donges

A word that one calls out when one goes and attempts to tap someones testicles with the back of their hand. Usually a guy. Hopefully.

NOTE: If you're a girl and have Testicles, you should have that checked....

Me: Hey Thad...
Thad: What?
Me: FREE DONGES!!!! (backhand to the testes)
Thad: (On the floor).
Me: HaHaHa!!!

by $ie January 31, 2006

free liping

the act of a woman going out in public without wearing underwear. comparable to "free balling"

While getting ready for a date, Megan decided to go free liping because her laundry was not finished.

by HELLsirEN February 27, 2011

Eat for free

To eat for free is to go down on a girl, then receive nothing back in return.

i heard coulberg ate his girls box last night but she made him Eat for free.

by Phildaddymcdanks March 07, 2017

free thord

a fruity loops project file that has half the sounds missing from it, and when you press play it is just silent

Aye bo, free thord bo.

by Orangecumhella July 06, 2020

Free spaffing

to ejaculate without a designated or suitable semen receptacle.

example, I was going to cum in a sock, there was no sock I was forced to engage in free spaffing everywhere

future, I am going to free spaff everywhere.

present, I am currently free spaffing everywhere

past, I may have free spaffed everywhere

by spaff king October 09, 2014

free-lancing

the act of not wearing any underwear as a human male. Your penis (lance) hangs free in your pants.

question: dude, you want to come over?
responce: yeah, i'm currently free-lancing at a big firm. Can we meet later today?

by roelfo June 21, 2015