Tops means flops

Describes the act of taking your top off prior to taking a shit.

-Where is Jamal going topless in such a hurry?
-You know what they say, tops means flops...

by Big Ball-z August 23, 2019

Flops

Noun.

The sensation experienced after a very large nicotine headrush. Usually results in slight loss of muscle control, particulary in the neck, and giddy laughter. This intense has the potential to make your head feel grossly overweight, resulting in your head 'flopping' into your chest.

"HAHAHA! OH man I have mad flops right now, I can't feel my face and I can't lift my head!"

by JLoganation October 21, 2007

Whole Foods

A disgrace to the natural food industry. Wild Oats is a lot better, and thats a fact. Its proven by their commitment to customer service and quality, which whole foods has niether of.

I took a shot on whole foods doorstep.

by puntang master August 18, 2004

foop

the accident of pooping when you are only expecting a fart while on the toilet. This is commonly mistaken for a shart..but a foop is in the toilet, not in your pants.

I was not expecting my foop today.

by A Trainer October 17, 2008

foopalooting

an incorrect word, see definition of mumphing

foopalooting is a madeup word, mumphing is what your talking about

by hawk March 26, 2005

The foop

Full of operational poop- coined by nurses in a hospital setting reffering to other nurses who seem to have information on everything and know everything, seeming to correct doctors and other nurses with a higher level of knowledge then themselfs...

Did you hear what the foop just said to dr. Tims!! She told him that the stitching on te wound was incorrect and he seemed pissed!!

Danny is a real foop whenever someone else has opinion in surgery....

by Dr knowitall November 2, 2010

Dress Flops

When a woman is wearing a short dress and you can see her vagina hanging out.

Your mom was wearing a short dress. I saw her dress flops and I liked it.

by Spandex McGee July 3, 2008