Flop dongler

a penis of epic size, very big in length and girth.

WOW! That is a massive flop dongler you have there, you could kill a gorilla with that!

by J&A8991 October 17, 2012

Floppy Skeeter

When the flaccid penis of a male is inserted inside of a bitch's mouth simultaneously as the balls. The male then sees how long he can keep himself flaccid or keep himself from "skeeting".

Hayden: "Hey bitch, give me a floppy skeeter."

Emily: "How do you expect me to fit your shaft and balls in my mouth at once?!"

Hayden: "Fine. You suck at Blowj's anyway!"

by Pussy Gobbler June 14, 2013

flobba

Someone who coaches a racquet sport but spends more time handling two different fury balls.

Oi Nick, you're at work, get ya hands outta ya pants ya Flobba!

by Crayzee baller May 22, 2014

Flower Valley

A white and Asian neighborhood in Montgomery County next to the country club, where half the neighborhood plays lacrosse and the underage kids drive around in their golf carts.

Flower Valley kid: "Yo, let's take are golf carts to the pool"
Flower Valley kid 2: Sick idea bro

by Bradley__ March 19, 2016

Floppingbot

Calling someone so dumb that there acting like a dumb robot

You're a floppingbot Elijah
Your being a floppingbot

by Floppingbot May 28, 2020

florida ounces

viral reddit post ironically posted in r/nostupidquestions by snapwillow on February 8, 2022.

It amassed thousands of comments within the span of a day and became one of the most legendary posts of all time. that's what I call pushin p.

"I didn't think much of this when I lived in Florida. Many products were labeled in Florida ounces. But now that I live in another state I'm surprised to see products still labeled with Florida ounces.

I looked up 'Florida ounces' but couldn't find much information about them. Google doesn't know how to convert them to regular ounces."

"Fl ounces stands for Fluid Ounces not Florida."

"Water is a state, I can see how this is confusing."

by Florida ounces February 25, 2022

freshman flop

An instance where a freshman (mostly in high school) walks up stairs in their new, unfamiliar school building and trips on the last step, falling flat on the floor. The victim only hopes that they catch their fall with their hands and that nobody was watching.

Don't get embarrassed. We all did the freshman flop in that narrow stairwell once.

by anonymous101lol February 25, 2014