flat rat

A condition when hamsters are VERY happy and relaxed with their human friend.

First, they have to trust their human as a personal presence. Then, they have to trust that their human friend isn't going to suddenly become aggressive toward them.
then all you have to do is to pet them on your hand until they become flat.

bro you're hamster is a flat rat
they must be very happy and relaxed!

by YukioKoito January 1, 2022

E Flat

This ain’t what you want. I’m not the one. You WILL get your ass whooped trying me.

I ain’t no e flat

by blessed77 April 24, 2022

a flat emo

a cutting board

"hey what do you call a flat emo?"
"a cutting board"

by fvrgbthnrgfbdxbd June 4, 2022

Flat

When your being honest, not lying, dead ass

Caleb: no way you fucked her

Josh: nah I’m being so flat I did

by Catastrophicalstacybump July 16, 2022

flat earther

Someone thats is stupid and is surviving on one singular braincell,preferably a boomer or someone that dropped out of school and failed every single science test.

That dude standing over there is a flat earther,take out your guns,henry,wake him up

by anonymous August 2, 2022

Flat white

When someone's on their death bed and they die with a boner

"How did he die"

He died while on a flat white"

by M-Chanzo September 3, 2022

Flat Stack

1. Someone who made one thing they enjoy their entire personality

2. Someone with nothing really unique or outstanding about them.
3. This is another form of `basic`.

Did you see that girl over there?

Yeah she is nothing but a flat stack

by Deepandhard December 4, 2022