fapst

A break in one's fapping routine, to prove that one can go without masturbating or for any other reason.

"After a week without masturbating, he couldn't do it anymore and broke his fapst."

by The Papa John's CEO April 15, 2017

FlaP BOnG

flapbong

Hey man, pass the flap bong. What’s that? You know! The flap bong!

by Mr.PutPut September 7, 2018

Crater Flap

When you are born with your penis hole in the wrong place and surgically have to have another hole poked into the tip of your penis. A Crater Flap is the old hole that was sewed closed.

Hey bro! Did you know that I have a Crater Flap?

by NanTheMemeMan May 7, 2018

Khaki Butt Flap

When you have diarrhea and use it as lube for anal, then smack the ass cheeks with both hands as you enter

Fuck man, I gave her the gnarliest khaki butt flap the other night after eating Chipotle.

by Alan Lights January 7, 2023

fapsturbation

A theoretical act of self pleasure, often described as masturbation squared, or F=M^2. Can also describe intense masturbation, or simple everyday masturbation for hyperbolic effect. The word is simply a contraction of the slang term 'fap' and the word 'masturbation'.

"My parents just caught me fapsturbating to skinemax, no tv for a week."
"Man, that's harsh. They always say fapsturbation is a sin, but we know everyone does it."

by Bearded Justice November 9, 2011

King Flap

The biggest of all flaps, always says there going to come out and always bails. This is the worst kind of human being.

"Why does jake keep bailing on nights out?"
"Cus jake salmon is king flap"

by jo carrow June 16, 2016

flagshipped

A term that was started on the hellgate: london forums, used to refer when you buy something and in turn the thing you bought is:

A: very poorly made
B: broken
C: bugged out to all hell (refering to a game)
D: not getting what you paid for

Tim: "I just bought a new table today and one of its legs broke"

Bill: "Man you got flagshipped"
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Tom: "Wow man i just bought a brand new xbox360 and i got the three red rings as soon as i turned it on!!!"

Bob: "Heh sounds like you got flagshipped"
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Billy: "I just bought the new hellgate: london game and gave them $10 subscription fee right after i got it, not only did they take out 100USD more then they were suppose to, but there would have been no difference if i would have just not payed the $10 and played for free"

Dan: "HAHAHAHA, damn dude you totally got flagshipped"
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Ron: "I bought a game today i cant even play it because it keeps crashing, and even when its not crashing im getting really bad lag on my $10000 computer i just bought yesterday!"

Alan: "Flagshipped, hahahaha"

by Rompastompa January 13, 2008