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farmersville

Small town in texas about 45 miles from dallas.
small texas town with a population of 3000
by me November 2, 2004
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Farmer City

Shithole made up of people almost as...if not more...shitty. If you're looking for a good time, you're probably not going to find it here. 20 minutes away from any shopping mall or Wal-mart and known for having a terrible school system.
Farmer City? Whats that?
Who cares?
by Kayyyyytin June 20, 2009
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Gong Farmer

The old guy who lives in the bottom of a castle who herds all the turds from the septic tank to the moat.
Bob hated his job as a Gong Farmer.
by SparkyTK June 24, 2006
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dago farmer

whop dagos from south jersey that grow corn and smoke pawt
god damn good fo' nothin' dago farmaz
by Anonymous August 18, 2003
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hair farmer

A member of a heavy-metal band, usually in the 1980s. The look is primarily characterized by a large amount of hair (normally blond), secondarily by donning spandex and studded leather jackets
Most members of these bands, among others: Whitesnake, Poison, Motley Crue, Warrant.
by Roderick October 16, 2003
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Farmer Steve

A "Farmer Steve" is someone who has a deep infatuation with cows, cow milking, udders, teats, cud, leather and bondage. He is quite the shifty one, always "playing games" with his cows in the barn and pasture.

He frequently dons full leather while "servicing" his cows or domesticated bovines. He is also known on occasion to dress his cows in custom leather bondage. "Farmer Steves" also like to be physically restrained, as with cords or handcuffs, as a means of attaining sexual gratification. This role is often reversed on the cow.

When "Farmer Steves" are unable to locate a cow, they have been known to use an adult male bovine mammal (Bull) as a substitute .

"Farmer Steves" are also known on occasion to have a fascination with Ubuntu. This aids in less frequent system crashes than Windows, thus resulting in a faster response time when searching for new morally offensive acts.
"Look at that guy in the field with the cow! He's such a Farmer Steve!

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by pstage May 13, 2008
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taco farmer

coach of a women's sports team; esp. women's softball or soccer.
The University of Montevallo puts out some high quality taco farmers.
by Walter Salter August 3, 2007
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