Farmer’s Wife

A woman married to a farmer.

Usually a family member before marriage such as; cousin, second cousin, or even a sister.

Someone with an IQ of less than 60.

A Farmer’s Wife should stay barefoot and pregnant.

by Isn’t life fun August 13, 2020

boogey farmer

An individual who spends an inordinate amount of time picking their nose. A serious farmer also eats their own crops.

Stopping at a red light while driving, I noticed a boogey farmer next to me harvesting some crops.

by boozemover April 8, 2012

coty farmer

the sexiest beast in the world every girl wants him

girl=thats right nola you want a coty farmer don't you?
Nola=Hell yea

by cgf1995 December 15, 2010

Farmer joe

A pedo who rules over the earth and pedos anyone in his way he is the greatest pedo alive

Farmer joe came to my house and raped me last night

by Naraic876 November 30, 2017

dump farmer

Another colloquialism for a homosexual, or fag.

Dude, Matt totally looks like a dump farmer with that pink scarf on.

by WJCIII December 7, 2007

Poodle Farmer

Someone that sleeps with thier dog and keeps peanut butter on thier bedside table for midnight lickings.

Ohh yeahh bitch lick that peanut butter up.. soon you'll get to the creamy filling you fucking Poodle Farmer.

by iGotSunshineInaBag March 6, 2011

Hot Farmer

a hot farmer is a heterosexual sex technique that involves getting a girl really hot and bothered, then plowing her.

"Did you have a good time last night with your date?" "Oh yeah man she got the Hot Farmer."

by systemsengineer June 3, 2009