unicorn farmer

A unicorn is a bisexual woman, usually the third in a poly relationship. A unicorn farm is a open or closed poly relationship involving more than one unicorn. The man in a poly relationship with two or more unicorns would be the unicorn farmer. Someone interested in starting or being in such a relationship could also be called a unicorn farmer.

I want to be a unicorn farmer when I grow up.

by EnormousGreenRageMonster March 31, 2021

boogey farmer

An individual who spends an inordinate amount of time picking their nose. A serious farmer also eats their own crops.

Stopping at a red light while driving, I noticed a boogey farmer next to me harvesting some crops.

by boozemover April 8, 2012

Farmer’s Wife

A woman married to a farmer.

Usually a family member before marriage such as; cousin, second cousin, or even a sister.

Someone with an IQ of less than 60.

A Farmer’s Wife should stay barefoot and pregnant.

by Isn’t life fun August 13, 2020

Farmer's Dinner

When a tired farmer had not time or money to get or make himself dinner.

I am really hungry right now, but I think I'll just have a farmer's dinner.

by Real names 2233 April 21, 2022

Farmer joe

A pedo who rules over the earth and pedos anyone in his way he is the greatest pedo alive

Farmer joe came to my house and raped me last night

by Naraic876 November 30, 2017

Hot Farmer

a hot farmer is a heterosexual sex technique that involves getting a girl really hot and bothered, then plowing her.

"Did you have a good time last night with your date?" "Oh yeah man she got the Hot Farmer."

by systemsengineer June 3, 2009

dump farmer

Another colloquialism for a homosexual, or fag.

Dude, Matt totally looks like a dump farmer with that pink scarf on.

by WJCIII December 7, 2007