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Pity Farmer

A person who adds a stupid app on Facebook, such as Farmville, just to help their friends/stop getting app invites.
Yeah, tom is still a douche for playing, but he wouldn't stop sending me those damn Farmville requests. I became his pity farmer by default.
by T-3PO January 24, 2011
mugGet the Pity Farmermug.

farmer snort

plugging one side of the nose while blowing really hard out the other in order to clear the nasal passages. AKA snot rocket.
person 1: Do you have a tissue?
person 2: No, sorry. Looks like you're just going to have to do the farmer snort.
person 1: damn, i hate bowing snot rockets, i always get boogers on my hand!
by aleckss May 15, 2005
mugGet the farmer snortmug.

Farmer's Dinner

When a tired farmer had not time or money to get or make himself dinner.
I am really hungry right now, but I think I'll just have a farmer's dinner.
by Real names 2233 April 21, 2022
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Penis farmer

A female whom has lost her teeth and this must wear a denture. When she removes the denture to preform oral sex is a penis farmer. Also she might smile, proudly, with no teeth and begin whaling like a banshee, this is the penis farmers mating call.
by Lexiloner23 February 9, 2017
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Farmer joe

A pedo who rules over the earth and pedos anyone in his way he is the greatest pedo alive
Farmer joe came to my house and raped me last night
by Naraic876 November 30, 2017
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dump farmer

Dude, Matt totally looks like a dump farmer with that pink scarf on.
by WJCIII December 7, 2007
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Poodle Farmer

Someone that sleeps with thier dog and keeps peanut butter on thier bedside table for midnight lickings.
Ohh yeahh bitch lick that peanut butter up.. soon you'll get to the creamy filling you fucking Poodle Farmer.
by iGotSunshineInaBag March 6, 2011
mugGet the Poodle Farmermug.

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