Easter Kraken

Easter Kraken are kind of kraken, that live around mariana's trench. They generally grow up to about 80 meters long (including tentacles) and about to 50 tons heavy. the largest ever was 140 meters and 90 tons. They have a rabbit like face and ears, but have about 5 beaks in one. When they are first born, they have no tentacles. Every summer they will grow one or two tentacles. They are extremely aggressive. and will deliberately destroy ships and people without having the need to. They enjoy stabbing any of their 60 meter tentacles through a man's torso. They can smash a ship entirely and destroy a village easily.

Ship crew: Sir, Captain! Bad newz.... The Easter Kraken is here!
Captain: Wat! Za YEAster Graken!??! Ready The cannons!

by The lolsnap crapple top April 10, 2015

Easter Egging

When one dips his testicles in warm candle wax.

Bro, have you ever been introduced to Easter Egging?
No, what is it?
You dip your balls in wax.
Karina and I are doing this tonight.

by deezmfnutsnigga November 1, 2015

easterjammed

Easterjammed - Getting fisted by the easter bunny and having a good time with his eggs. easter

YO dude did you see him get easterjammed?

by NickB71269696 October 8, 2016

Easter grass

Easter grass is slang word for marijuana, coming from the eastern side of virginia.

"Have you kids found a little bag with grass in it?"

"No but we have some easter grass"

by Wuno May 19, 2016

Easter Bunny

A rapist dressed in a bunny costume for your kids, So they can sit on his lap.

The kids visited the "easter bunny" this year at the mall.

by Go Fuck Yourself Easter Bunny April 16, 2017

Easter

Shitty Christmas

Only one month before Shitty Christmas (Easter) everyone! What are you asking for?, it'd better be a basket full of beans cause that's what you're getting!

by LookAtThisGraph April 21, 2017

Easter Bunny

A creature that poops candy and pees soda.

I found candy and soda on the driveway. The easter bunny must've come last night.

by nilethe146 May 2, 2017