emailomaniac

That person who keeps sending me really annoying emails.

If that emailomaniac sends me one more send-this-to-ten-people-or-else email, I am going to refuse to share my Nigerian lottery winnings with him.

by Lynn and Hello August 25, 2008

emailested

To be pounded with many emails at once

- Andrew just got emailested when the website crashed.
- It's ok, he's a masochist and liked it

by J D H January 27, 2009

emailorate

to be sent a lot of important e-mails.

I have been emailorated, I have tons of shit to do.

by HSanborn March 31, 2009

email conduit

An individual who mindlessly forwards emails to colleagues, business contacts and friends in an attempt to make him/herself look smart.

Bob: "I keep getting tons of research emails from Fred but he never makes any comments nor does he ever seem to be reading them himself."

Dave: "Yeah, me too. He's such an email conduit."

by Tsmack89 July 30, 2009

email gap

(n.) - A period of time when you do not open your email inbox due to travel, moving to a new home, or week-long bedrest due to flu or other health problems.

"Wow, I was out of town for so long, travelling on business, that I just didn't have time to pay attention to the email gap in my inbox."

-- Overheard at an office watercooler in Boston, November 7, 2010

by PRwiz101 November 15, 2010

Email Numbness

The act of becoming numb to the information in emails due to the amount of emails received.

Boss: Why did you do that task? I sent you an email.
Employee: I didn't see it in the email; I get 200 emails a day.
Boss: You are experiencing email numbness; I'll cut back the amount of emails I send.

by TrueWillis February 21, 2011

Emailitist

A smartphone user who disdains SMS text messages in favor of email.

Since Russ got a smartphone, he's become a total emailitist. Whenever he receives a text, he only responds by email.

by GRSkeptics March 17, 2011