Elon University is a private school located in Elon, NC. No prior education needed. If your parents have money then you will get in for sure. They just need to mention something about making a donation. Attending Elon is a joke and getting good grades is easy with little work necessary. Elon parties are exclusive and if you're not popular and good looking dont bother going to a party because you will not get in. Black people are looked down upon and so are the unwealthy. If you are unwealthy you certainly got in based on grades and consider yourself the small group of actually intelligent students .
Elon university frat boy- Yo bro can't wait for the party tonight
Elon university frat boy 2- yeah bro. Lets not let the black people in
Elon university frat boy 2- yeah bro. Lets not let the black people in
by elonbro March 15, 2011
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by Ezmyrelda July 8, 2010
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After going to the symposium and breathing in Elon’s Musk; I started designing my personal jet pack!
by Major Thomas May 10, 2018
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Most of the chicks already have boyfriends or are not interested in your punk ass.
There are an extremely high number of gays at Elon. Just when you thought you knew, your bottom hurts the next morning.
The Fraternities and Sororities are the shit, but then again, what isn't at Elon?
Beware: It is (or will) become full of preppy, rich northerners who pay FULL tuition and then argue they can't put gas in there Mercedes.
Everyone has a Mac, gels there hair and has no idea about Burlington, the town full of poor folk next door.
Smith Jackson is a legend with his sexual invasion emails
Elon football is surprisingly good, even if they are half brain dead when it comes to academics.
There are way to many fountains that cost ungodly sums of money just to advance the country club look and feel of Elon.
A car is ESSENTIAL here.
Avoid ALE at all costs: they will fuck you.
Most of the chicks already have boyfriends or are not interested in your punk ass.
There are an extremely high number of gays at Elon. Just when you thought you knew, your bottom hurts the next morning.
The Fraternities and Sororities are the shit, but then again, what isn't at Elon?
Beware: It is (or will) become full of preppy, rich northerners who pay FULL tuition and then argue they can't put gas in there Mercedes.
Everyone has a Mac, gels there hair and has no idea about Burlington, the town full of poor folk next door.
Smith Jackson is a legend with his sexual invasion emails
Elon football is surprisingly good, even if they are half brain dead when it comes to academics.
There are way to many fountains that cost ungodly sums of money just to advance the country club look and feel of Elon.
A car is ESSENTIAL here.
Avoid ALE at all costs: they will fuck you.
Hey, you going to Elon?
Hell yeah, its easy as hell, has easy access to liquor and full of chicks! where are you going to school?
An all boys college
...you queer.
Hell yeah, its easy as hell, has easy access to liquor and full of chicks! where are you going to school?
An all boys college
...you queer.
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