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Kristian Eli

Kristian Eli is the leader of bulking season, he invented 'bulking' in 2004 when he was born.
You ate burger king yesterday, you are a Big Kristian Eli.
Also a term commonly used for morbidly gay obese men.
by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021
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Eli

Eli is a funny and humorous guy. He has a pretty Average height, darkly colored hair, brown eyes and a medium completion. To be friends with him you have to be patient and not take things to seriously or else you will get very annoyed with him. The friendship is frustrating at first but gets easier with time. He’s there for you and will make you laugh when you least expect it. He will encourage you and tell you your amazing in every way. As a lover, he’s very shy and likes to joke around a lot, a little dirty minded to :))
I can always trust Eli.”
“Yea, he’s a great friend
by LookAtLittleTimtim November 21, 2021
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elie

one of the most amazing friends ever, always super kind and funny <3
OH MY GOD IS THAT ELIE??!! damn she's HOT
by friends names <33 May 2, 2021
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Elis

A girl who was once nice and kind but now is just very strange and weird
"Why is she saying those things to you?"
"Vecause her name is Elis"
by spid3rgrave November 6, 2022
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Eli Anders

The act of having a generationally bad run or ‘stinker
“Dude i’ve been so unlucky recently i’m having an Eli Anders”

‘I slipped in the dark and accidentally stapled my nuts to my grandpas chin i’m having an Eli Anders’
by Charlize Nelson June 2, 2025
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Ella/Eli

Anyone who's name is Ella/Eli has the best thussy. Unequivocally the best they/them pussy in the world, truly without equal or even competition.
Person A: I just had amazing sex with a fun person named Ella/Eli.
Person B: they must've had the best thussy, it's all downhill from here now.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Eli

A controlling jealous pothead that literally nobody likes except for very select people
Oh, you're hanging out with Eli? I don't want to go now.
by Mpoo345 December 12, 2019
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