emergency shower

When you take a shit that is so horrid that the only option for cleanup is a shower. Toilet paper alone simply will not do the job.

"These beer shits are going to require an emergency shower."

by HydroStream6 November 14, 2009

EmeraldMike

A youtuber that stated his channel in Mar 25, 2017 and does different types of gaming content

Have you seen EmeraldMike's new video

by emeraldmike December 13, 2019

imaginary emergency (IE)

A menial, or artificial situation deemed to be of the highest importance, typically by a superior/higher staff level.
Sometimes used as a distraction from what could be a real emergency situation.

The CFO's screams for her reserved parking space is an imaginary emergency (IE).
Sadam Hussein is an immediate threat (aka "imaginary emergency") to the security of all Americans!

by Softhand July 20, 2008

McNugget Emergency

A pseudo-emergency that is only important to the individual in "distress".

See Latreasa L. Goodman of Fort Pierce, Florida after her meltdown in a McDonalds and the subsequent telephone calls to 911.

Mr. Smith experienced a McNugget emergency when his document refused to print.

by Wangdang March 3, 2009

emergently

Its urgent and an emergency. It can be used interchangeably with the word urgently. If urgently doesn't come to mind, EMERGENTLY is the word to use!

My aunt had to be operated emergently!!

I had to go to school emergently!

by the so called blond chick August 22, 2011

einer

Strasznie zhardowany dude ktory ma za duzo czasu, za krotkie spodnie oraz manie wladzy na kanale #hormon .

01:03 <Einer> moze troche mnie ponioslo
01:03 <Einer> ale takie kryzysy
01:03 <Einer> sa oczyszczajace

by Greek whore April 28, 2005

Emerd

An Emerd is a mix between an emo and a nerd. They are extremely talkitive and males are usually gay. Some of their traits are:
1. Love of black
2. Love of nerd hobbies
3. Fear of happiness
4. Unrelenting fits of depression
5. Fear of never having a love interest
6. Wearing of glasses/sunglasses with pink rims/lenses
7. Obsession with having every single thing scheduled in their PDA or other type of nerdy planner
8. Psychological issues usually doing with egomaniacism, and stalking of women way out of their league

The most popular hairstyle is two to three inches long in back, and swoops down to chin-length in front. Second most popular is the Sunday-School-Sam-Style. Both usually have a dark base color with lighter and usually unnatural colored specks. Combinatiaons are as the following:

black/lime green
black/engine red
black/lemmon yellow
black/hot pink

grey/lime green
grey/engine red
grey/lemmon yellow
grey/hot pink

brown/lime green
brown/engine red
brown/lemmon yellow
brown/hot pink

Emerds are nice friends to have, if you find a slightly less talkative one. They are always concerned with your health and make good study buddies. How ever, they can be a massive endangerement to you sanity if they dislike you. They will use every word in their slow-growing vocabulary, particularly the word prep, and will drive you to the brink of insanity and sometimes beyond, as well as screaming the lyrics of his/her favorite emo song at you. However, if you are friends with one, it would be advised to keep emerds away from each other. In short it could result in an appocalyptic catastrophe. I just wouldn't be near them.

Justin: Sorry, Freddy. I don't have time to tell you what our homework assignment was. I have it programmed in my PDA to own Jared on Halo at five, stalk Cassey at seven, make out with my pillow at ten then cry and cut myself all night while listening to MCR and killing sims modeled after my mom till about two in the morning.

Freddy: Y'know, from the other side, that's pretty annoying. I can't believe I'm friends with an Emerd.

by Anonymous Blankman May 7, 2007