producer ear

When you're writing a song or a beat, and in the process of repetition, you lose the original idea for the sound that you had, and it all starts to blur together, and you start nit picking the fuck out of every little thing, and your ears start to hurt, and you start to feel a little crazy. It's time to back away from the song for a little while to gain fresh perspective.

Me: I've played this section of the song on repeat like 100 times trying to get it juuuuust right man! I'm starting to get producer ear!
Kent: Ok, time to take a break and come back to it later with a fresh ear!

by IrisGreene May 20, 2017

ear sex

having sex with a girl and ramming it in her ear.

Woman: IIIII u just poked it in my ear.

Dude: I know, it was tight. Its called ear sex.

by Ren_Walker_ November 17, 2011

ear candling

An alternative medicine practice claimed to assist in clearing earwax and remove toxins from a person's ear by lighting one end of a hollow candle and placing the other end in the ear canal. According to medical researchers, it is dangerous and ineffective.

Lauren enjoys having her ears candled so we asked her if she was up for an ear candling session. She happily agreed.

by mandey March 9, 2008

ear penis

Bluetooth microphone/earpiece worn in conjunction with mobile or cell phone.

After

I put on my ear penis and talk cock all night.

by dewexdewex October 18, 2008

Ear Bong

Ear Bong is drinking alcohol, usually beer, out of an Elephant Ear plant leaf.

When you float the San Marcos river in San Marcos, TX, you will find elephant ear plants along the sides. Leave your tube, swim and pick one. Roll it up like a funnel. Close the small end. Pour beer into the open end. Tell your friends you are about to Ear Bong the shit out of your drink. Drink the shit out of it. Wear it as a hat.

by FCBlues April 18, 2011

Ipod ear

when someone sings while listening to a song on their ipod and thinks they are singing in tune

person 1 "oh god sarah is really having a bad case of ipod ear"
person 2 "yeah no one can hit the high note in "Don't stop Believing"

by urbankid321 September 27, 2009

Ear Hotels

A very high quality brand of over the ear headphones. Sennheiser or Beats for example. The cushioning provided and the head support of these headphones make your ears feel right at "home." Much like in a hotel.

Broham #1: Duuude!! Check out my phones bro!!

Broham #2: ~Puts on headphones~ Woh! These are like Ear Hotels brah!

by Cyber Jesus July 23, 2010