Dunkin' Donut

When you nut in her belly button and then she lets you smash your dick into it.

Jeff''damn she let me Dunk the Donut last night''
''Hey. Girl. Can I go Dunkin' Donut you? ''

by Nesquik_Boi February 13, 2017

dunkin dicknuts

When you sit down really quick to take a shit and the seat is up and you don't notice so you plop ass-first into the cold water and you get your dick and nuts all wet. (Not in a good way)

Dave: Bro, you left the fucking seat up.
Jeff: So?
Dave: So I went fucking dunkin dicknuts in that shit, you fucking dickshitter.

by JefJeffJeffJeffrey Dickshitter February 28, 2017

Ducking

To leave behind or put off a task or assignment.

"I'm totally ducking this assignment, we should get more time to work on this essay."

by Otakuartist247 March 22, 2017

Danking

The act of smoking, Marijuana, whilst driving on the freeway. Maintaining a speed of no less than 75-100 mph. & Securing all smoke within the vehicle.

"Hey let's go danking on the 605."

by Goodsideaffects March 29, 2017

ducking

When autocorrect is being a bitch

You ducking bitch

*Presses send*
What no I put ducking not ducking
*sends again*
I ducking give up

by georgiathemotherfuckingcountry September 1, 2017

Ducking

Like, "Fucking," but with ducks. Likely used accidentally when using an iPhone to type, "Fucking."

I am so ducking awesome.

by MattyIce7 October 29, 2017

Dlunking

Having a “D” in a class. It’s like Flunking, but instead a D, which is one letter grade up. So keep it up, because D’s get degrees!

I’m Dlunking Econ right now

by cash.max April 20, 2018