Differentiate

Something I'm not good at

I genuinely can't differentiate between slights and compliments. My bad. I think it's a tone thing. Am I being mocked? I have no idea. I'm so completely socially inept I cannot tell whether or not someone is on my side or hates my guts.

by Hym Iam April 4, 2022

The difference

I DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HOSTILE AND NON-HOSTILE WHEN YOU DO THAT SHIT AND I DONT HAVE ACCESS TO THE THING THAT ALLOWS YOU TO KNOW WHO I AM IN SPITE OF THE FACT THAT I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

Iam *breathing heavily* "Haaa... Haaa... Haaa..."

Hym "What's the matter with you?"

Iam *breathing heavily* "Haa... Haaa... I think I'm... Haa... Having a panic attack... Haa..."

Hym"WHAT!? ARE WE GOING TO DIE!? 😱" *Starts running around in circles* "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! WE'RE GOING TO DIE! YOU'RE GOING TO STROKE OUT AND WE'RE GOING TO DIE!"

Iam *breathing heavily* "Haa... You're not... Helping..."

Hym "Why is this happening!?"

Iam *breathing heavily* "I'm just freaking out... Haa... I don't think they know that I can't tell the difference between hostile and non-hostile... Haa... And every time they do that it triggers a stress response... Haa... Either that or they don't care... Haa... In which case, they what that to happen... Haa... I don't know what to do about this... We... We need to do something about this... Haa... Haa... Shit, this is not good..."

Hym "AAAAHHHHHH!!! SHIT! WHAT DO WE DO!? WHAT DO WE DO!?" 😱 *running around in circles* "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Iam "THAT ISN'T HELPING! Haa... Ha..."

Hym 😱 *running around in circles* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"

Iam *Breathing heavily* "Haa... Haa... Let's just go. Let's go. We'll be find... We... just have to take our mind off it..."

by Hym Iam June 10, 2022

Doffy

A woman who has red chest hair that ranges from 4-5 inches.

I would fuck that doffy any-day!

by britlie January 24, 2011

working a different girl every night

having sex with someone different every night, when you are married

see my definition working late

made famous in a film 40 days and 40 nights

mark: did you know tom is working a different girl every night?

carl: ohhhhhhh what an asshole, his wife is sooooooo hot and she is nice to him

mark: i know, i might go round there when hes not there and "tell her"

by MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE November 29, 2010

split the difference

When ones g-string divides shit (or diarrhea) into two separate bodies.

I will never take off my favorite g-string. I will split the difference from now on.

by ideasnshit October 6, 2010

Doofer

A person who is on welfare or the dole, but is actually quite capable of finding work. He will often fake an injury or illness to substantiate his claim that he is unable to find a job or perform work if a job should be found for him. He finds it more convenient and easy to live on the dole.

What a doofer! He sits around all week watching Emmerdale, and only goes out once a week to collect his dole.

by John Ebinger November 15, 2003

Differ out

word used by knacker boy racers as a term for lookin like a muppet in there cars

here mitch feen differ out...... aw no feen me tyres are bare

by dean reeves July 7, 2008