the bell doesn't dismiss you, I do 

It defeats the purpose of the bell, teachers keep students in because they don't care about the students, and want them to keep them in for an "important" reason. Why can't the teacher go over it next time?

Bell: *rings*
Me: *gets out of seet*
Mrs Hooker: The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do
Me: Srsly?

the bell doesn't dismiss you, I do by Power476 April 14, 2021

doedee 

A person who lacks common sense. Also, can be a person who is particularly clumsy. Can be used in place of dumbass or stupid.

Dave- "I hit on my mother in law while I was drunk last night."
Ben- "Really, bro? You're such a doedee."

doedee by Stellarstacy September 29, 2012

doer 

A doer is a person who has a seemingly impossible idea and persists until the idea is fully actualized. Doers cannot help but make others around them feel woefully incapable and lacking of the amazing creativity of said doer. Often non-doers live vicariously through doers. Being 'hunka-ed' is what happens when a doer hatches and actualizes an impossible plan.

I know this doer that moved to Europe with nothing and started an amazing career as a food critic. She really hunka-ed that idea.

doer by You can't handle my vocab. July 19, 2017

doed 

high as hell, pretty much throwed like a muthafucka

Hey cuz pass the blunt, i'm tryin to get doed

doed by C Jizzle 4 Shizzle August 14, 2006

does Dolly Parton sleep on her back? 

obviously, of course, definitely yes, are you fucking kidding me?
The expression - used sarcastically to answer a rhetorical question - refers to the lovely American singer and actress, whose huge breasts probably lead her to lie down on her back to sleep.

I found my lucky pair of shoes when I was offered a job to do a TV report on shoe fashions. I was a television correspondent and was asked to review the new shoe styles at all the sleek and swanky boutiques around Manhattan. Would I be interested? Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?

does Dolly Parton sleep on her back? by Colourful English May 2, 2006

Does this make my butt look big 

a term women use to find a reason to break up with their boyfriends, ismilar to terms, such as people change and I'll think about it

by saying no, men imply that women are too skinny for their own good

by saying yes, they are insulting their grl and calling them fat.

by saying you look perfect, women infer that men are hesitant to answer meaning that they have no commitment to the relationship

FBMP: I <3 you
JT: Does This Make My butt look big?
FBMP: . . .

Does this make my butt look big by FBMP April 20, 2004

Does the Pope shit in the woods. 

A sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious yes. Referenced in The Big Lebowski. The reversal of the two words makes the phrase hilarious.

Oh, and I'm not Catholic... but I'm high.

"Does the Pope shit in the woods." or "Does a bear wear a funny hat?" are both examples of phrases to use to be like the dude.

Does the Pope shit in the woods. by i3ff November 6, 2008