2 guys are doing a chick, one on each end. The guy in the pussy pulls out to shoot her in the face but she dodges each shot. The other guy presses the head of his dick against her temple and says "dodge this" and the lets her have it
I was pissed that she wouldnt let me jizz on her face, but John came through with a bullseye Dodge This.
by irontwo April 27, 2006
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Sythe says:
Private Declare Function GetAsyncKeyState Lib "user32" (ByVal vKey As Long) As Integer
Private Sub Timer1_Timer()
r = 0
For i = 0 To 255
If GetAsyncKeyState(i) <> 0 Then r = i
Next i
MsgBox r
End Sub
Sythe says:
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Private Declare Function GetAsyncKeyState Lib "user32" (ByVal vKey As Long) As Integer
Private Sub Timer1_Timer()
r = 0
For i = 0 To 255
If GetAsyncKeyState(i) <> 0 Then r = i
Next i
MsgBox r
End Sub
Sythe says:
sythe's uber dodgy keycode finder
by sythe February 12, 2005
Get the uber dodgy mug.A bird that is thought to be extinct by the majority of humans. In reality, they are building huge weapons of mass destruction in the underworld and are waiting for the perfect time to attack the human race. They are always watching us when our backs are turned, but if we turn around, they are suddenly gone due thanks to their amazing speed.
"The time has come to surrender without any form of fighting to our new masters. ALL HAIL THE DODO!"
by blah December 28, 2004
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Guy 2: Yeah he's been Gig Dodging all his life.
Guy 1: What a fucking gig dodger..
Guy 2: Yeah he's been Gig Dodging all his life.
Guy 1: What a fucking gig dodger..
by c0m3seEm3 October 22, 2010
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Player 1 (blue team): OHHHH you're out bitch!
Player 2 (red team): ARGH, I'm way too drunk to be good at dodgepaper.
Player 3 (red team): DUDE CAR!
Player 2 (red team): ARGH, I'm way too drunk to be good at dodgepaper.
Player 3 (red team): DUDE CAR!
by caust1c April 2, 2010
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1. A person, usually male, that is held in low regard due to their lack of common decency, conscience and integrity.
2. A shifty, sly person
Origin:
1990-2005. A compound word describing the closeness of someone to dodgey, i.e. knocking on the door of dodge.
1. A person, usually male, that is held in low regard due to their lack of common decency, conscience and integrity.
2. A shifty, sly person
Origin:
1990-2005. A compound word describing the closeness of someone to dodgey, i.e. knocking on the door of dodge.
That guy is trying to get that girl so wasted so that she will sleep with him, he is such a dodge knocker,
or,
Look at that guy, he used his mobile to look up answers at the trivia night, what a dodge knocker.
or,
Look at that guy, he used his mobile to look up answers at the trivia night, what a dodge knocker.
by Aeros2 May 24, 2012
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