Definitions by irontwo

mushroom tatoo 

the mark on the cheek after a victim gets slapped with one's penis

Is Sarah having domestic troubles? i noticed her wearing a Mushroom Tatoo the other day.

mushroom tatoo by irontwo April 28, 2006

dodge this 

2 guys are doing a chick, one on each end. The guy in the pussy pulls out to shoot her in the face but she dodges each shot. The other guy presses the head of his dick against her temple and says "dodge this" and the lets her have it

I was pissed that she wouldnt let me jizz on her face, but John came through with a bullseye Dodge This.

dodge this by irontwo April 27, 2006

mushroom tatoo 

the mark on the cheek after a victim gets slapped with one's penis

Is Sarah having domestic troubles? i noticed her wearing a Mushroom Tatoo the other day.

mushroom tatoo by irontwo April 27, 2006