dirt ape

a landscaper or landscaping laborer

"what do you do?"
"I'm a dirt ape"

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

dirt billy

Much like a hillbilly, but even lower on the scale, since here in Michigan, they don't even have the benefit of a hill's potential scenic value, since the land is so damn flat. These ass-backward bumblefucks are just out the middle of big flat nowhere with nothing but dirt. Characterized by decaying, halfway or completely caved-in barns, various cars or trucks on blocks with weeds growing up through them, "yards" cluttered and basically unmowable from so much junk, extreme ignorance, as well as paranoia in thinking that anybody is actually going to steal or vandalize their broken old crap.

After we went 4-wheeling down his fence-row (not even in the fields), to get to the riding trails, the dirtbilly neighbor came out with his shotgun and threatened to shoot us for "messin with his poperty".

by FunkyBumpkin May 25, 2005

dirt farmer

An unproductive farmer, for whatever reason.

While the farmers in the valley grew many fruits and vegetables, the rocky slopes above made the growers up there little more than dirt farmers.

Or:

Prior to widespread irrigation, prairie agriculture in North America was mainly dirt farming.

by Word Worm September 10, 2009

whore dirt

Whore dirt is the soil that naturally accumulates on skanks, drawn in by their various perfumes, moisturizers, harlot oils and hussy unguents, and is most often found congealed into a fine sludge collected in the more difficult places to reach while washing up.

Look at the whore dirt on those hands! You're obviously trying to get a date!

by Robert Brockway June 17, 2012

Dirt Digger

A person or group who sole mission in life is to uncover defamatory content about other people in other to discredit them.

See Joe-Shmo over there? that dude has his nose all up Jim Bob's butt, digging for dirt to put on him, just because Jim attracts more girls. What a jealous Dirt Digger!

by Hater of Haters June 10, 2011

Dungeon Dirt

This is a type of weed. It is typically know for its brown color and for having no hairs or crystals. Even though i personally believe this is a very dank strain of weed, it has been named this for its low potency in THC, very harsh smoke, and it mud taste. This kind of strain of weed has such little THC levels in it that most people say someone would have to smoke at least a quarter-pound of this horrible marijuana to just get a slight buzz, such as you would from a 20oz of Mike's Hard Lemonade. The reason why some daring people do attempt to smoke this is because a kilo of it usually only goes for $75. Side effects of smoking this type of weed is headaches, emphysema, excessive coughing, extreme zoning-out, major anxiety attacks, and in some major cases, a heart-attack.

Nathan: Yoo broo. I just picked up a pound of Dungeon Dirt! Wana take a couple hits off this blunt.

Steve: Yeahh dude! I just ran out of all my cat nip so I'm feinging to get lightheaded!

Nathan: Narley! (hits the blunt, begins to cough uncontrollably.)

by R Effa January 25, 2011

Getting dirt

The act of hooking up, fucking, making out etc... but can be much more vague. Seeing a girl's boob pop out in public can be constituted as getting dirt.

Friend 1:"Yo!!!! I was getting dirt in the middle of class today, this girl's boob popped out"

Friend 2: "Shut the fuck up no way"

Friend 1: "You I got dirt with that girl Julie"

Friend 2: "Cool Bro"

by Sgt.Slice December 8, 2010