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Cute Duckling Scam

Always be prepared. Out there
live many treacherous creatures out there that want
your money and fortunes of any shape or size. If its a
weird man with a strange tattoo or a duck with a gifted
mind there are many mercenaries out there. The Cute
Duckling Scam was founded by Nelson Eider a
Norwegian duck from a northern subclass duck clan
when he realized the influence of hatchlings on human
beings. Observing our kind through controlled
experiments, Nelson came to the conclusion that while
distracted with something the humans called "cute"
they often forgot about their surroundings and ignored
almost everything else. Thus leading Nelson to the fact
that this would leave their valuables unguarded. Nelson
had trouble accomplishing this due to the fact that
Viking, at the time, carried only a few articles of
currency on them and in safe pockets. Realizing this
the duck resorted to robbery. He would distract shop
owners with his children and then take whatever he
thought was needed. His followers in the Americas
were able to work the original purpose of the Cute
Duckling Scam, which is stealing money from the
unsuspecting human who happens to be conveniently
mesmerized by the ducklings carefully stationed by the
parent duck. Even after his death his lessons and
beliefs continued to inspire not only ducks but there
other many bird relatives, including their rivals the
power hungry geese.
“Aww look at those cute ducklings
“be careful around them or else they’ll pull a cute duckling scam on you
by The_Ancient_Chicken October 6, 2021
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Honey Dicking

Hun-EE Dick-ing

A term on the Sea Of Thieves to denote the act of raising an Athena's Fortune flag but acting as a ship belonging to the Reaper's Bones.

This is a way to goad other ships into attacking your Athena boat for it's precious cargo and flag not expecting the crew to be bloodthirsty Reapers in disguise with no plans to run.
"Yarr matey, I heard in the tavern last night that you were flying an Athena Flag, dangerous don't ya think?"

"Aye, but I was Honey Dicking. Naught but a ruse to tempt the other vessels my way. Like flies to honey."
by Pirate Storyteller April 23, 2022
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Honey Dicking

(Hun-ee Dik-ted)

The act of raising Athena emissary in Sea of Thieves, but acting like a reaper. Honey dicking is used to attract portal hopping sweatlords over to your location in order increase PvP action, without the worry of a running Reaper scenario
MoC got a good honey dicking by that grade 5 Athena last night! It was probably that Mino again....
by SLaMDannigan April 23, 2022
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Duck & Ducklings

If you say someone has Duck & Ducklings it indicates that they have as big genitals as Rasputin
by Rednoxelo May 14, 2022
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Skinny Dicking

If skinny dipping is swimming naked, then think a sexual act so wet it makes the good Mac’n’cheese sounds, and then remove the clothing.
Essentially MIND BLOWING existential crisis inducing my good sex raw and nude, no condom, no clothes, not even a hat.

Shits gotta be open, even lubed count as clothes in this level!

So yeh, Skinny Dicking
Man after we went skinny dipping we both went out to the woods and let’s just say it wasn’t just the lake water down there. I was skinny dicking that mf
by Yoydougludigpugouf XIV May 16, 2022
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Ugly duckling

A fugly ass egghead who sucks unwiped booty cheeks and will remain forever bitchless.
Ugly Duckling is a synonym for maidenless

“Yo have you seen that fugly ass Joaquin dude”

Yeah man he has no hoes”
by coochiegucciluois July 17, 2022
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Dyson Dicking

In an attempt to make his penis longer, Rob tried dyson dicking which in result caused several injuries and a $2000 hospital visit.
by Capnmudkip October 9, 2022
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