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Spunk Drunk

A lady (sic), often a bit of a munter, who has had rather more than her fair share of meat and who'll gladly help herself to extra portions given half a chance. Easily recognizable by the glazed expression, smeared mascara and bow-legged gait.

A lady of easy virtue and questionable morals. The proverbial good time had by all.
According to Gordon, spunk drunk Brenda has fucked more men than tuberculosis
by Citizen Sade March 15, 2008
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DDD: Designated Drunk Driver

When one friend in a group who is the designated driver for the night, continually manages to get drunk whenever it is their turn
Kid 1: Who is DD tonight?

Kid 2: Ramos

Kid 1: Ramos? Damn, I better hold back tonight. That kid always becomes a DDD: Designated Drunk Driver
by MikeyJoy January 13, 2008
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drunk face

The way one's facial characteristics change when one is inebriated. Usually droopier in the eyes and cheeks. For females, their makeup is more obvious.
Something looks different about Susie tonight.
Yea, it looks like she has her drunk face on.
by LastNightsGarbage.com December 3, 2007
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Drunk Talk

The best talk of them all. Sweet sweet drunk talk. When you're smashed and you're talking about everything and anything.

Coined by Homer Simpson
"When I was driving those bastards home, all I heard was drunk talk"
by your mom March 10, 2003
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drunk dial

the calls made usually at an ubsurd hour of the night/morning after drinking heavily that the caller regrets the next day when they discover that the person they called was their ex and they admitted to still having feelings for or something equally embarrasing
a conversation resulting from a drunk dial may go something like this:

"hello?"
"omg i love you so much why did we break up i need you"
"ew"
"I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU!'
by drunk dialer January 2, 2006
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drunk chicks

1. These are the girls you see flopping all over the dance floor.

It is not OK to take advantage of these kinds of girls. That is, unless you are equally as trashed as they are. (Although some consider this a point of contention).

These girls will often approach lone males on their own and initiate "conversation"; however, most of the time they choose to anonymously starting making out with said lone male(s). This may or may not be preceded by an innocent arm around the waist.

2. These are the only girls who will sleep with me.
Person 1: "Dude, I was fucking drunk last night"
Person 2: "Yeah man, but not as drunk as that girl you knobbed!"
Person 1: "Drunk chicks rule!"

Person 3: "Oh god, I am hungover."
Person 4: "Oh shit, you gotta go! I have to work at 12!"
Person 3: "Man...I hate sleeping with drunk chicks."
by not_sean July 28, 2006
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I'm so drunk

This sorority bitch told me "I'm so drunk", and then i fucked her
by SoCalRob November 5, 2005
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