Deer in the headlights

when a man is receiving oral sex from his partner and chooses at a random time to stick his fingers in his partner's ears resulting in a surprised partner with bulging eyes and two thumbs up look like antlers.

Susie was sucking me off with her eyes closed, so I deer in the headlights her and whoa!

by gwiz September 18, 2016

john deered

getting dumped/ breaking up with girl friend

1.(verb) Hey how are you and "x" girl?
O she john deered me!

by Ryan W231 September 6, 2005

baby deer

A person who is completely innocent; Someone who has not even had their first kiss. A very naive person.

Conchita: I haven't even kissed anyone yet...

Ana: You're just a baby deer...you'll get there.

Fransisco: Conchita, wanna makeout?

Ana: Conchita, you will no longer be a baby deer!

by babydeerluv June 14, 2010

Determinded

An incorrect spelling of Determined.

EnglishIsMy2ndLanguage87: Are you guys determinded to beat that one LOL boss?
GrammarNazi67: HAHAHA YOU IDIOT! YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL DETERMINED! KILL YOURSELF!
EqualTreatmentPerson32: You don't have to be so rude about someone who can't spell right, what if English was his second language?

by I AM THE GREAT WART HAHAHA December 23, 2016

dater

Quelqu'un de daté est quelqu'un qui est "hasbeen", qu'est dépassé. Toi t'es dans le futur et lui il vit dans le passé, t'as pas le temps pour lui, t'es trop en avance

C'est un boloss je l'ai daté !
T'as vu comment elle s'habille? Elle est datée !
Dater quelqu'un

by cassiquotti May 14, 2015

baby deer legs

when females wear high heal shoes for too long and begin to walk deformed. Typically their knees bend towards each other at a slight angle and they lean over to keep their balance

This girl was walking home from the bar in the cutest dress but TOTAL baby deer legs.

I was dancing all night at the club, and by the time I was stumbling home I pulled out the baby deer legs.

by dertyjerz July 13, 2011

DEER

common misconception for the word "nigger"

man 1, "there is a deer walking down the street"
man 2, "a nigger?"

by the deer August 6, 2009