Steven:Hey Jerome where’s your black dads
Jerome: He’s still at the store
Steven : You said that five years ago
Jerome: He’s still at the store
Steven : You said that five years ago
by Damam0330yudothis August 14, 2019
You have a job, responsibilities, and enough money to nod in approval when someone tells you Guacamole is extra.
by MrSmellyPants June 25, 2015
When one feels affection, admiration, or adoration for a man in a fatherly way, similar to man crush. A non-sexual attraction, usually based on a degree of veneration.
"My boss always seems to genuinely care about how I'm doing and that I'm not talking to my scummy ex-boyfriend. I have such a Dad Crush on him."
by FauxDaughter June 05, 2009
" I love those doo dads!"
" You're going to be busing tables, serving food, and all those doo dads."
" You're going to be busing tables, serving food, and all those doo dads."
by noodles and doodles December 01, 2006
That one time you saw your dads dick when you were a little kid like walking in on him in the bathroom and everybody knows that shit was huge
"Dude when I was a kid I walked in on my parents fucking"
"For real"
"Yeah bro that shit was nasty but damn he had that dad dick"
"For real"
"Yeah bro that shit was nasty but damn he had that dad dick"
by IMPULS3HAWK June 27, 2019
a dad whom pays child support (only because the state holds it out of his check) and talks to a child makes plans and never follows thru with them on a repeated basis.
Myth: Dad says to son: I will get you 2 days after Christmas, when I get home from work.
Fact:Dad doesnt call nor show up till December 31st. This makes him a "bad dad".
Fact:Dad doesnt call nor show up till December 31st. This makes him a "bad dad".
by Brk.4dyce January 19, 2010
A dad that is depressed with his life, acts like a fool and/ or gets owned by his kid on a daily basis
The dad from Step-Brothers and Sad Dad Dancing skit on Tim and Eric Awesome Show are good examples of "sad dads" but can be found everywhere
The dad from Step-Brothers and Sad Dad Dancing skit on Tim and Eric Awesome Show are good examples of "sad dads" but can be found everywhere
1. Robert of Step Brothers is a sad dad because he'll drink scotch and cheesecake on Christmas Eve at the Cheesecake Factory
2. When Michelle didn't dance with her dad at her wedding, Her dad became a sad dad by dancing alone
3. The obese sad dad was out run by his seven year old son
2. When Michelle didn't dance with her dad at her wedding, Her dad became a sad dad by dancing alone
3. The obese sad dad was out run by his seven year old son
by Sean Concannon January 29, 2009