shadow caster

A pest, a nuisance, someone who follows you around constantly, but poses no danger like a stalker.

That guy is such a shadow caster. Every time I turn around, there he is...all up in my face.

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

cromro dungleson's grusted and blumpsed chuster machine

if you are intrested in cromro dungleson's grusted and blumpsed chuster machine you are not a scrimblo male

man 1: omg is that cromro dungleson's grusted and blumpsed chuster machine im so intrested
man 2: you are totally not a scrimblo male

by daft7 April 24, 2022

clustercation

"Clustercation" is a PG-ified version of the familar expression "cluster fucK," reportedly coined by U.S. Marines during the Vietnam War to refer to a situation gone wildly awry. Patterned semi-faithfully after the original compound word-set (i.e., "CLUSTER" and "FUCK"), "clustercation" is a variant compound formed from "CLUSTER" and the terminal 2-syllable fragment from the less ambitiously connotative, but more socially accepted "forniCATION." With its extra syllable, hard "k" alliteration, and distinct meter, "clustercation" may also provide a useful alternative in diverse discourse scenarios where "cluster fuck" would be permissible, but "clustercation" may yield more aesthetic appeal. Care should be taken to avoid overuse, to minimize being viewed as a magniloquent bore.

The fantastically inebriated Halloween celebrant cross-dressed as a female traffic cop instantly caused a raucously cacophonic clustercation when he ran out into the busy rush-hour intersection wildly swatting at the swarm of hornets he hallucinated all about his head and shoulders.

by texlex61 April 20, 2011

cluster buster

When a man pulls down his pants, dips his testicle sack in blue paint, runs at an unsuspecting victim and jumps high enought to stamp them across the forehead leaving a smear of blue carnage.

Bro, that chick was being a total va jay jay last night, so when she came out of the bathroom i totally owned her with a cluster buster. epic.

by Urban Nite. March 6, 2009

cister

A male that was born with male anatomy and identifies as male and sees females as equal and different.

It was great to see so many cisters marching in the women's march, such solidarity is refreshing.

by mistercister January 24, 2017

Cluster Fuck

The I-Pass lanes on the Illinois Tollway

Since they are raising the tolls for those that don't use I-Pass, the I-Pass lanes are one big cluster fuck.

by Matt December 7, 2004

cluster fuck

An exceptionally large number of people in a certain vicinity (party) of one another who have had sex with one another. Each person around can be connected through some sort of sexual act with another, very little degree of separation.

"Holy, shit. Do you know how many people at this party has slept with Tina? And then those guys over there slept with that one dude's girlfriend.
This is such a cluster fuck."

by Brynndolynn November 8, 2006