Alternative title for a porn director. A Cumpire operates as an umpire would in sport, but they judge and officiate sex scenes, usually involving athletic environments and situations such as locker rooms, gym equipment, bleachers, water cooler, etc.
"I dunno, this porn's not really doing it for me."
"I know right? What was the cumpire thinking, making that call for the cheerleader and the jock?"
"I know right? What was the cumpire thinking, making that call for the cheerleader and the jock?"
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there she was lying there waiting for me, she licked her lips, she was ready. i thrust it inside her aggressively pushing back and forth . she moaned and groaned so did i. she started to scream, loudly. CUMMYINMYBUMMY. she exhaled.
cummybummy:there she was lying there waiting for me, she licked her lips, she was ready. i thrust it inside her aggressively pushing back and forth . she moaned and groaned so did i. she started to scream, loudly. CUMMYINMYBUMMY. she exhaled.
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Verb. A portmanteau of the words compensate, cum, and seed.
Example; the man agreed to fairly cumpenseed the hooker of his choice.
Example; the man agreed to fairly cumpenseed the hooker of his choice.
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