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Cuban Missile Crisis

When you want to have a circle jerk, but you only have two participants. Tensions mount as the two males face each other and begin to masturbate, waiting to see who will shoot first. Bonus points if one of them has a cigar.
Anthony and Andy were bored, so they decided to have a game of Cuban Missile Crisis.
by kmac46 December 9, 2008
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Cuban Missile Crisis

When having sex with a Cuban girl and your about to shoot a hard one into her, begin counting down from however long till you cum in your bitch, and then the goal is to make her climax before you do.
Dude, I heard Adem actually pulled off the Cuban Missile Crisis on that Cuban girl from the bar.
by TheHunterV280 July 27, 2010
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crissle

crissle (crizzle) - your white friend (cracker)you trust your life with.. equivalent to "my shnizzle' (my nigga)...
Crissle(crizzle) You catch that game last night?... Yeah, they brought their A game, yo! Fo shnizzle my crizzle...
by whitety72 November 28, 2015
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Crisistance

Making everything into a crisis instead of decreasing anxiety and use rational degree of labeling.
Instead of the constant CRISISTANCE that has now made everything into a frenzied issue; logic must intercede.
by Major Thomas February 26, 2018
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crisis

crisis is a video project created by rourc videography in 2018. it consists of a series of short low-fi photo documentary films that reflect on the few years that young people or teenagers experience and the time you spend with your friends and family when you are young.

crisis was inspired by the many times people have mentioned that they miss their care-free childhood, teenage years and times when they were young ‘wishing they could go back’ and experience it all over again, not needing to worry about paying bills ect. and spending all their time with their friends and the people they love.

crisis is filmed and edited by rourc in brighton, a small city in the united kingdom, and features sad, deep, or usually low fi hip hop or alternative soundtrack. some crisis films have many different parts in one video and they all add up collectively in a series.
crisis volume one
by deadrabbit114 January 16, 2020
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energy crisis

A media buzzword to refer to speculative bubbles in energy markets, usually oil. Caused by artificial distortions in the market introduced by OPEC manipulating the market, and excessive restrictions on drilling. Not a real crisis.
Remember the gas lines in the last energy crisis?
by 2182 June 14, 2009
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wolf cries

A term used when you receive text constantly from woman you hate wanting to party.

A reference used while hunting for NHT "New Hot Taint"
Dude, Ashley and her friends keep sending me wolf cries about tonight. Im just looking for some NHT, not a chasity belt and a fog horn... not a chick who looks like a man ... and a man that looks like a chick.
by thatoneguy5000 March 26, 2010
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