Catholic Kiss

When your priest gives you a big kiss on the lips after you gave him oral pleasure. Most often given to alter boys or boys in general. You don't catholic kiss and tell.

Did you hear the Mike was given a catholic kiss?
He does like to swallow doesn't he

by Devon McIntyer February 21, 2011

Catholicism

Is the word "Capitalism" as heard when speaking with the flesh of the savior in your mouth.

Mmmm, that is saviory.

by rulin June 3, 2005

catholic

a religeon were everything is a sin, even taking a much needed shit.

Bobby: "God dammit mom, i have to take a SHIT!!!!"
Mother: "I'm sorry Bobby, but you know that now i got a new catholic boyfriend, everythign is a sin"
Bobby: "Fuck that, im going in!!!"
Boyfriend: "Boy, your goin straight to hell!"

by diseased sheep July 20, 2008

All Saints Catholic School

A b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l school in Norwalk, CT where the mens are fine. If you lookin for a lover step on over. Ahh, I love my school but beware cuz if you're not preppy then you're not welcome. Of course I'm preppy so... Also, WEST ROCKS SUCKS ASS!!!

All Saints Catholic School is loverly.

by RAS15 April 14, 2005

Catholic Mass

You're in the bathroom, you're puking and have diarrhea at the same time, so you don't know whether to sit or kneel.

I was at Catholic Mass all night from that pork lo mein.

by Sikuvitall July 24, 2011

Catholicfarian

A Catholic school pupil who moves on to Catholic University but grows out his/her hair and wears tie dye, smokes pot, and lives like a rastafarian for 2.5 years. He/she then advance their degree at another Catholic institution - cuts their hair, attends religious retreats, and pretends they didn't try to act like they were the coolest thing on this planet for a brief moment in time.

Probably your lawyer "He's got a good head on his shoulders and he listens to decent tunes. He's a catholicfarian of sorts".

by limeindacocoNUT August 24, 2010

catholic blowjob

Where your dick is in her mouth, but you're still completely wearing your boxers. It's not sex if it's not skin to skin. #hailmary

You ever had a catholic blowjob? I could feel her mouth, but not, because of the cloth from my boxers covering my dick. Weird.

by Pharisee1101 July 1, 2018