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Covid Chips

The chips put in front of you in New York restaurants to make it look like you're eating, while you're actually drinking. They must be chips because King Cuomo said chicken wings were insufficient as food but for some reason carbs are fine.
Bartender: Hey If you're not gonna eat I gotta put these covid chips in front of you
Patron: thanks man, hopefully king cuomo won't get re-elected.
by chickentoes2 January 30, 2021
mugGet the Covid Chipsmug.

Covid Hipster

Someone who says they had Covid-19 pre-pandemic. Whether or not they actually did is not clear.
Tom won't stop talking about the cold he couldn't shake entirety of November in 2019. He is such a Covid Hipster.
by Bearrenegade August 6, 2021
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Covid Brain

Not doing your job correctly because not being in an office is making you dumb.
I received a letter from HR saying i am no longer enrolled in my retirement program?! Someone over there is suffering from some serious Covid brain.
by Wise Guy Blue January 11, 2021
mugGet the Covid Brainmug.

COVID Commander

Another name for the coronavirus pandemic. Named for the main villain in the 80s gi joe cartoons.
"Everyone's panic buying toilet paper because of the COVID Commander."
by AdmiralAshBar May 4, 2020
mugGet the COVID Commandermug.

covid fro

Hair style after not being cut for weeks because of COVID 19.
I was going to go to the store but my Covid Fro is out of control!
by dade7117 March 28, 2020
mugGet the covid fromug.

Covid Forest

A place where a large gathering of people who are unmasked (or masked) and are congregating during the pandemic unknowingly spreading Covid. Depending on which variant is around depends on the name - first it was the Covid Forest, then came the Delta Forest found more commonly in the Southeast. Omicron Forest common in Northeast spread grew quickly. Regardless of the variant, the Covid Forest grows when people unknowingly spread Covid among people either at indoor or outdoor venues.
We went to tailgate at the Patriot game. Masked and masked people were everywhere. Covid was surely being spread. I felt like I was in a Covid Forest!

The Van Gogh exhibit was so crowded, masked people were sitting everywhere, but we still felt like we were in an Omicron Forest.
by Ahoymellow January 29, 2022
mugGet the Covid Forestmug.

Covid-1

After you slam your first girl after the pandemic
Mate 1: Yo bro, I’m on covid-1
Mate 2: you slow bro, i’m already on covid-5
by Hazdog2000 May 18, 2020
mugGet the Covid-1mug.

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