When someone inadvertently catfishes you because they've gained covid-19 quarantine weight and haven't updated their pictures yet.
" I finally met met her after quarantine and she covid-catfished to me... that's all right though because I like a little extra meat :-)"
by MrHavok September 8, 2020
Get the Covid-Catfish mug.(noun) Covid dissonance is the mental state brought upon by needing to mentally operate in unprecedented, trying, unforseen, difficult times as if the world isn't a disastrous trash fire all while the world is, in fact, a disastrous trash fire.
by VeryWordsMuchDefinitionWow September 21, 2020
Get the Covid dissonance mug.Once you learn to de-covid yourself and your friends you will be at peace with yourself and the world.
by Joey's corp September 23, 2020
Get the De-Covid mug.someone who knowingly puts people at risk of getting covid because they insist on going about their regular activities after knowing they have coronavirus, totally disregarding the safety and health of others
My mom has covid and she still went to the grocery store. She's a total Covid Trump. (Like the way someone who unknowingly spreads a disease is called a typhoid Mary)
by journeybitch October 5, 2020
Get the Covid Trump mug.I asked this dude out, but he turned out to be a covid-catfish and when his mask came off I just couldn't even...
by GoddM October 11, 2020
Get the Covid-Catfish mug.The new official orwellian name for "monkeypox." The World Health Organization (WHO) changed/rename monkeypox over concerns from scientists that the name is "discriminatory and stigmatizing."
According to the WHO, men who have sex with men are the group at the highest risk of infection right now. {About 99% of cases are among men, and at least 95% of those patients are men who have sex with men.}
According to the WHO, men who have sex with men are the group at the highest risk of infection right now. {About 99% of cases are among men, and at least 95% of those patients are men who have sex with men.}
Gay Man 1: Eeeeeew, what are all those bumps and sores on your face? You need to see a doctor about that?
Gay Man 2: Naw, it's just Schlong Covid, I think I got from that orgie a few days back. It's also all over my butt and junk.
Gay Man 1: mmmh, I didn't know you like to ride it dirty? We should hang out sometime once your don't look like a walking disease factory.
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Gay Man 2: Naw, it's just Schlong Covid, I think I got from that orgie a few days back. It's also all over my butt and junk.
Gay Man 1: mmmh, I didn't know you like to ride it dirty? We should hang out sometime once your don't look like a walking disease factory.
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by Rastathewhite July 29, 2022
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