A Covid variation of a sexual spiderman. Where you cannot sexually get close to your partner so you jack off and have to lob your load at least two metres and hope it hits the right person.
Hey Jack, I seen my girlfriend the other day. She was gagging for some cum. But not to break the rules of lockdown I found a secluded bush banged one out and threw the Covid Spiderman as far as Steve Backley. That hit the spot.
by JonnyRotten78 June 13, 2020
Get the Covid Spidermanmug. by Dodeki April 3, 2020
Get the COVID Cleanmug. by Jehebebe March 20, 2020
Get the Covid-Weinsteinmug. A covid moment is when, after surviving the covid 19 virus, you have a foggy brain: unable to recollect everyday words, you’re somewhat disoriented, some people report being forgetful and cannot concentrate. Others have memory loss, etc. etc. its temporary but very alarming especially when you’ve relied upon your intelligence your entire life. That’s why its a moment, a covid moment.
Natasha’s “covid moment” alarmed her because She was so happy to see the beautiful object in her daughter’s hands . She exclaimed , “oh my what beautiful, beautiful….” But she couldn’t find the word, “flowers” to complete her sentence.
by WildestBlings May 15, 2021
Get the “Covid moment”mug. A new variant of the Covid-19 virus originating from those who dosed at Tippers April 19th bicycle day set and refuse to take off their tnf wristband even though its been over 4 years
by Spuntard May 12, 2023
Get the Covid-1943mug. Female genitalia only suitable for oral pleasure when the giver of pleasure has Covid. (No sense of taste or smell)
by RCprofessors January 11, 2022
Get the Covid Coochmug. It's like that thing you used to do before Coronavirus, but now you only do because:
a) you're meeting the boys
b) someone hasnt text you back
c) you are trying to distract yourself
d) you are scared of getting sick
But now it is between doomscrolling and lockdown showering. I bet that shower is going to take longer than normal and you will schedule 1 hour of the day for it, when it used to take you no longer than 20 minutes. There is nothing else to do because there is no music anymore and no tv shows are being shot.
a) you're meeting the boys
b) someone hasnt text you back
c) you are trying to distract yourself
d) you are scared of getting sick
But now it is between doomscrolling and lockdown showering. I bet that shower is going to take longer than normal and you will schedule 1 hour of the day for it, when it used to take you no longer than 20 minutes. There is nothing else to do because there is no music anymore and no tv shows are being shot.
by Firephoenix June 16, 2020
Get the Covid showeringmug.