by Blumpkin_Spice May 8, 2015
Get the Coffee baby mug.A container filled with quality coffee, which is somehow always full. Often the subject of false ownership claims and unwarranted aggression, the communal coffee is usually found next to containers of substandard coffee options such as 'international roast' and 'Blend 45' and covered in hieroglyphs resembling the words "don't touch" or "f*** off ".
Sean Edwards witnessed Adam Daniels making a cup of coffee from the communal coffee container, becoming aggressive, he falsely claimed that he was the owner of the communal coffee container, lol.
by Alexis Livingstone February 26, 2022
Get the Communal Coffee mug.by Reaker June 11, 2018
Get the Coffee face mug.The point where your morning coffee (or several cups of it) wears off and you're forced to drag your ass until lunchtime.
Dude, you look exhausted and it's only 10 am!
Coffee crash. Didn't get enough sleep last night & my morning latte just wore off.
Coffee crash. Didn't get enough sleep last night & my morning latte just wore off.
by Tommyt September 25, 2014
Get the coffee crash mug.Audio coffee is what you listen in the morning that helps you wake up enough to properly function. Some people will listen to it with or without the help of liquid coffee to fully wake up
Ron: "You ready for this test this morning?"
Tom: "Absolutely not! I am lacking my audio coffee this morning to anything complex."
Tom: "Absolutely not! I am lacking my audio coffee this morning to anything complex."
by Bonk_ripper November 19, 2019
Get the Audio Coffee mug.The office co-workers who drink the coffee before the person who actually brewed the pot gets theirs.
I start coffe maker in the office, walk away while it brews, and when I get back, someone always gets the first cup. They are coffee jumpers.
by rmsalem65 February 22, 2011
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