Audio coffee is what you listen in the morning that helps you wake up enough to properly function. Some people will listen to it with or without the help of liquid coffee to fully wake up
Ron: "You ready for this test this morning?"
Tom: "Absolutely not! I am lacking my audio coffee this morning to anything complex."
Tom: "Absolutely not! I am lacking my audio coffee this morning to anything complex."
by Bonk_ripper November 19, 2019
"Why do you keep grabbing your crotch, did you put you nards in the dip can again?"
"Nah, my girl gave me a Sloppy Dallas"
"Nah, my girl gave me a Sloppy Dallas"
by Bonk_ripper October 15, 2020
"Hey bro, why you itching your nuts? Did you put your dick in the dip can again?"
"Nah, my girl just gave my a Sloppy Dallas"
"Nah, my girl just gave my a Sloppy Dallas"
by Bonk_ripper October 15, 2020