wampus cod

A person who does something totally stupid. One lacking the common sense God gave a monkey.

You just spilled your drink on me you wampus cod!

by 166enco4life November 11, 2009

Elite COD Player

Elite COD players are players that carry the weigh of their teams, even if they have terrible team members

Damn David, and Victor suck at COD only Ben and Bart are "Elite COD players"

by Ultra Nub December 12, 2019

Cow cod

Cod - a small, pouch or bag (rare) the scrotum (also in plural).

In Jamaican this refers to the balls/scrotums of a cow.

Some like the good old cow cod soup and some don't.

by Tropical Rythms December 6, 2021

Sneaky cod

While in 69 with a Norwegian person eat their ass

Bro last night I gave that Norwegian chic a sneaky cod

by G328 May 1, 2022

Cape Cod Chowdah

When your partner is giving you head on a boat and you cum into their mouth. As the boat is tacking, the boom will hit them in the head and (this is the tricky part) you must hold them underwater until they swallow the mixture of water and semen. As you give them mouth-to-mouth CPR you drink the mixture of sea water semen and vomit. When you eventually throw it all up, you make your partner (who is now conscious) drink the mixture. All the while a lobster is pinching their anus.

Jim's mom has a fear of the ocean ever since she got Cape Cod Chowdah'd by the sailing team.

by nutbutta May 5, 2009

good idea fairy cut-off date (GIF-COD)

Military term: The absolute, iron-clad, no-bull date/time when any visit by the good idea fairy will not be tolerated by anyone for any reason. For most reasonable people this is not later than the time an operation plan or order is published. For senior officers and politicians this is only a hypothetical moment that never arrives.

"The good idea fairy cut-off date (GIF-COD) for this operation is the date we issue the order to the units," said the Commander. "I will personally kill anyone who suggests anything after that."

and;

"The attack was going well until the good idea fairy struck. They failed to establish a GIF-COD.

by Baghdad Bob May 2, 2006

battered cod

battered cod: the state often mistaken for a conventional hangover, whilst actually being accredited to a full night of call of duty

did craig make it to lectures today??
fuck that you baby killer, he's a battered cod today.

by monkey mangaler October 19, 2009